16 definition by TV Spunk

Like deskbound, only mipsslept by a cnut.

Learn to spell, you deskbound twunt.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

From foul, and sharing of its meaning except significantly gaye-er

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

Like a gargin only much more foule and gaye.

Everyone scarper, for fuck's sake, here comes garginfoul.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

Chiefly Mancunian riposte. Implies the presence of hypocrisy in a person's pronouncement.

Person A: "You are a foule gaye raper."
Person B: "SEZ".

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

A chiefly Morrisian portmanteau, evoking the spirit of a lady's faff, clacker or minge.

Go make my dinner, bitch, before I smack you up the twunt.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

The third answer.

Q: Do you wish to gobble upon my impressive member? Yes or no?

A: Mu.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

A Desk-Bound cnut. An office worker who dosses around and gets out of doing as much work as possible by posting to the interweb.

Stop looking at pr0n and get back to your mindless graft, you lazy tosspiece of a DBC.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003