TV Spunk's definitions

DBC

A Desk-Bound cnut. An office worker who dosses around and gets out of doing as much work as possible by posting to the interweb.

Stop looking at pr0n and get back to your mindless graft, you lazy tosspiece of a DBC.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

for fuck's sake

An ejaculation of exasperation, often abbreviated to ffs

Just leave me alone woul you, for fuck's sake?

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

deskbount

Like deskbound, only mipsslept by a cnut.

Learn to spell, you deskbound twunt.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

hundlebeast

The Hundlebeast is a mythical creature with six legs and a hat, that stalks the playgrounds and prostitutes of Manchester. If you're ever in Manchester at night, listen out for its distinctive cry of, "Raperaperape!" as it claims another victim.

You'd better go straight to sleep, or else the hundlebeast'll get you.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

foule

From foul, and sharing of its meaning except significantly gaye-er

Gargin, you foule gaye raper. Stop being such a deskbount cnut.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

sez

Chiefly Mancunian riposte. Implies the presence of hypocrisy in a person's pronouncement.

Person A: "You are a foule gaye raper."
Person B: "SEZ".

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

raper

One who rapes. With a touch of humour.

This Week's "Animal Hospital" comes from the St. Raper's home for cancerous rabbits. It's Rolph Harris with a hutch of tumours.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003