TV Spunk's definitions

garginfoul

Like a gargin only much more foule and gaye.

Everyone scarper, for fuck's sake, here comes garginfoul.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

foule

From foul, and sharing of its meaning except significantly gaye-er

Gargin, you foule gaye raper. Stop being such a deskbount cnut.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

deskbount

Like deskbound, only mipsslept by a cnut.

Learn to spell, you deskbound twunt.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

Twunt

A chiefly Morrisian portmanteau, evoking the spirit of a lady's faff, clacker or minge.

Go make my dinner, bitch, before I smack you up the twunt.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

mu

The third answer.

Q: Do you wish to gobble upon my impressive member? Yes or no?

A: Mu.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

for fuck's sake

An ejaculation of exasperation, often abbreviated to ffs

Just leave me alone woul you, for fuck's sake?

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

hundlebeast

The Hundlebeast is a mythical creature with six legs and a hat, that stalks the playgrounds and prostitutes of Manchester. If you're ever in Manchester at night, listen out for its distinctive cry of, "Raperaperape!" as it claims another victim.

You'd better go straight to sleep, or else the hundlebeast'll get you.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003