Twunt

A chiefly Morrisian portmanteau, evoking the spirit of a lady's faff, clacker or minge.

Go make my dinner, bitch, before I smack you up the twunt.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

mu

The third answer.

Q: Do you wish to gobble upon my impressive member? Yes or no?

A: Mu.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

nagaiutb

Acronym: Not as good as it used to be.

This dictionary is NAGAIUTB.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

raper

One who rapes. With a touch of humour.

This Week's "Animal Hospital" comes from the St. Raper's home for cancerous rabbits. It's Rolph Harris with a hutch of tumours.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

for fuck's sake

An ejaculation of exasperation, often abbreviated to ffs

Just leave me alone woul you, for fuck's sake?

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

deskbount

Like deskbound, only mipsslept by a cnut.

Learn to spell, you deskbound twunt.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

garginfoul

Like a gargin only much more foule and gaye.

Everyone scarper, for fuck's sake, here comes garginfoul.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003