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Definitions by TR Arterburn

home depomine

A psychological cocktail of peanuts and pins that produce$ a chemical reaction in the brain leading to an abundance of artificial enthusiasm and human productivity culminating in increased profits for company shareholders.
home depomine by TR Arterburn December 25, 2025

Improvised E-mobility Device

A high-performance, often customized wheelchair or adaptive mobility platform that has been “tricked out” with aftermarket motors, heavy-duty suspension, or specialized attachments for extreme environments.
The Improvised E-mobility Device (IED) is the epitome of Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs). They’ll blow the minds of blank-brained ableists who just don’t get the concept of bravery, tenacity, and overcoming life’s kicks to the groin.

folly molle

A hybrid, high-capacity phone holster or pouch designed to bridge the gap between military-grade durability and suburban fashion.
The folly molle ain’t for ammo and camo, baby! It’s purely for non-lethal phone fun.
folly molle by TR Arterburn December 19, 2025

protoloveism

The earliest, often nonverbal, moment of preferential recognition shown by an infant or very young child toward a primary caregiver, manifesting as a deliberate, unprompted touch, a sustained, focused gaze, spontaneous, determined stretching of arms, maybe even a burst of baby piss in the chest during an initial diaper change.
My 16-year-old son finally sent me a texted protoloveism. God and Sam Altman bless Neil Papworth, Matti Makkonen, and Friedhelm Hillebrand!
protoloveism by TR Arterburn December 9, 2025

cock Groked

State of being blocked from receiving a machine-generated response because the query was automatically flagged by an internal safety protocol or content filter, esp. one whose reasoning is opaque or disproportionate to the request.
I don’t appreciate being cock Groked, bot bro! It’s impossible to sexualize an animal more than they already are! All they do is eat, sleep, and fornicate!”
cock Groked by TR Arterburn December 7, 2025

rogue rural

A loose-knit demographic of country dwellers who have voluntarily and selectively abstained from modern technological advancements such as artificial intelligence (AI).
The ‘rogue rural’ movement is less about faith and more about finding the off-ramp from the hyper-connected economy. They use cell phones but would blow a hole in an Alexa system with a shotgun.
rogue rural by TR Arterburn December 6, 2025

writeous coiner

A humorous blend of WRITE v. (denoting creation and composition) + RIGHTEOUS adj. (suggesting moral or creative conviction) + COINER n. (an inventor of new words).
The writeous coiner exists in a state of bliss until they discover their lexical masterpiece in Google under someone else's name.
writeous coiner by TR Arterburn December 6, 2025