Definitions by TR Arterburn
cell cred
Experiencing credibility by placing a badge or decal, such as a press pass, on the back of one’s cell phone.
cell cred by TR Arterburn February 4, 2026
porn storming
The strategic, satirical “barnstorming” of the adult entertainment industry by a seasoned journalist, utilizing intellectual jargon and clinical detachment to lampoon the absurdity of a multi-billion dollar machine built on primal reflex.
His latest column is a masterclass in porn storming—he’s using Jungian archetypes to explain an adult entertainment business press bamboozle.
porn storming by TR Arterburn January 29, 2026
digital kill
A targeted neutralization or destruction of a human threat using digital targeting systems, sensors, and networked weapons, such as those utilized by the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency (NGA), often in real-time via data links for precision strikes.
digital kill by TR Arterburn January 11, 2026
didionized
To systematically dismantle a journalistic, literary, political or corporate adversary through a combination of high-level verbosity and icy, surgical precision.
I used to think Joan Didion was just a wordsmith socialite who didn’t get it. But I was didionized… she got it.
didionized by TR Arterburn December 28, 2025
home depomine
A psychological cocktail of peanuts and pins that produce$ a chemical reaction in the brain leading to an abundance of artificial enthusiasm and human productivity culminating in increased profits for company shareholders.
home depomine by TR Arterburn December 25, 2025
Improvised E-mobility Device
A high-performance, often customized wheelchair or adaptive mobility platform that has been “tricked out” with aftermarket motors, heavy-duty suspension, or specialized attachments for extreme environments.
The Improvised E-mobility Device (IED) is the epitome of Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs). They’ll blow the minds of blank-brained ableists who just don’t get the concept of bravery, tenacity, and overcoming life’s kicks to the groin.
Improvised E-mobility Device by TR Arterburn December 19, 2025
folly molle
A hybrid, high-capacity phone holster or pouch designed to bridge the gap between military-grade durability and suburban fashion.
folly molle by TR Arterburn December 19, 2025