TOm's definitions

merank

having sexual intercourse with the organs of your dead pets

my dad meranks, i wish he wouldn't.

by tom November 25, 2003

scap

to obtain possession of rapidly, as in by grabbing or snatching

Kristin decided to scap up the last of the pizza while Tom wasn't looking.

by Tom June 24, 2004

fandabilous

slightly better than fabulous, e.g the smae as exelent

that coat is fandabilous

by tom May 13, 2005

Schwing

A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.

"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."

by Tom May 12, 2004

Souvlakia

Its a country in the middle east. right next to Iraqdonalds and Kababastan

I went to SOUVLAKIA for a holiday it was fun

by Tom January 4, 2005

tutiberg

haha i broke ur nose

by tom July 24, 2003

Sea Monkey

Funny litle things that squirm around in cheap plastic containers given in a kit by large Sea Monkey conglomorates.

1. Dude, my Sea Monkies are big, fool!

2. Hey Betty, where did you get your Sea Monkies?

3. I have a problem with beating my Sea Monkies.

by Tom February 21, 2004