delestic

the deslexic spelling for deslexic
today i found out i was delestic
by Tom September 06, 2003
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battyholepuncher

A Battyholepuncher is a faggot type male that shoves his erect penis in another males batty willing or not!
Soupeh you Battyholepuncher!! Take your cock out of Ding's Batty!
by Tom January 02, 2005
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nirvana

Now-defunct three-piece band formed sometime in the Eighties. Famous hits include 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' and 'Come As You Are'.
by Tom September 13, 2003
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Bill O'Reilly

The cunning and charasmatic host of the #1 rated cable news television show in America, "The O'Reilly Factor." Conservatives love him because he uses common sense and basic morals to form his opinions. Liberals hate him for the same reason. He's all around controversial because he actually speaks his mind and doesn't suck up to ANY of his guests.
Bill O'Reilly put that liberal bitch in her place on the show last night.
by Tom April 28, 2005
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soom

A combination of the words 'zoom' and 'soon.' It denotes a period of time in the very near future. This is generally used in reference to periods of time between two and five seconds.
"I'm going to leave soom," remarked Tom as he was walking out the door.
by Tom December 14, 2004
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Pickle Farter

Someone so lame that they fart pickles.

Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."
Man, that guy is so smarmy; he's a pickle farter!
by Tom August 03, 2008
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zat

An automobile, or car.
I busted up my Zat!!!
by Tom April 30, 2006
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