TOm's definitions

Morte

Morte is an irc addict.

OMG that dude is like 24/7 on irc. He is really a Morte

by tom January 2, 2004

splastic

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

by Tom January 6, 2005

wolfbanging

When you partake in anal sex, when the man is about to orgasm he sticks his fingers down his partners throat to make them puke, thus making her arse hole muslce tighten and make the orgasm feel better.

Arrrgh wolfbanging is horribel!!

by Tom December 31, 2004

Vader Helmet

a helmet that resembles a german world war 2 nazi helmet.

hey darth vader is a nazi

by tom March 3, 2005

Piswanjango

1) A mexican beer in 'Dusk till Dawn' that tastes like piss, because they piss in it.

2) Piswanjango being a fine quality skunk. The type that smokes well and makes you laugh a lot.

Smokin de Piswanjango like dey do in de Congo

by Tom October 23, 2003

sumdude3

Sumdude is the ub3r leet pimp dad

Sumdude 3wnz sinz

by Tom March 12, 2003

Chii

Biggest affro man around that is a ganja king of the world

yo dam, chi is the shizznit and he smoked all my weed nigga

by tom November 3, 2004