loughborough

An amazing place, full of the greatest, most fun, most manic, amazing people on Earth. See great, amazing better than other shit unis and we only do your sister up the arse cos no1 else would have her

"Loughborough is 8th best university in the country"

"Loughborough...we rock!"

"Loughborough...we still have townies but we're better than Nottingham!"

by Tom May 22, 2004

fwackoom

To destroy with a really impressively cool magic attack.

"Look! I'm fwackooming your king!"

by Tom December 28, 2003

sula

A Cuban guy that rapes children. Also a guy that has a large collection of hentai porn on his computer.

"You want to come with me, I have candeee..."

by Tom August 13, 2003

koopa troopa

The main soldier in Bowser's army. They originally walked on all fours, but now walk upright and wear boots.

Stomp those Koopa troopas!

by Tom May 21, 2004

rudeboy

Also known as: Human vulgaris twatis. Other terms include chav, rude, townie, or 'Donald Ducks,'as my old Dad calls them.
Defined as: An unpleasant male creature, decked in a strangely positioned cap,who is extremely tall and skinny and with a terribly hickey mauled neck, given to them by their 'beeatch.' This beeatch is not the entrance to the proverbial hive, but a female creature of the same species, prone to bizzare outburst such as 'wotyoulookinatorsumfink.'
Famous(infamous ruders): Vicky Pollard......and she's an impression so really...there's no one ....is there? Thank God. Oh besides that guy from the Streets.

You lookin at my gel? She's well fit innit! Was you saying she was fit? You dur'y greb

by Tom May 03, 2004

tardking

A very large and mean retard who beats up and makes fun of all the other tards at school

The tardking just punched the tard who was eating lunch.

by Tom December 22, 2004

blown out

A girl who's vaginal opening has been stretched and mangled beyond functionality. Various nerves have been destroyed due to rapid and frequent contact with bulbous peni.

Peter North's girlfriend has a blown out cooter.

by Tom March 05, 2004