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Assville 

a derogatory term for Asheville NC. Usually used by people who live around asheville (like locals in Hendersonville NC) who know what asheville is really like. (woke libs, drug addicts, people dying every day, and homelessness)
Bro i had to go to Assville for a business meeting and i got mugged by some guy named shanquan

basketball

it’s a boring back and forth game filled with mindless plays and flopping. On top of all that it’s over hyped as hell, you’ll see one of the centers pull a decent dunk and then the whole nba fan base will go crazy about it for the next 6 days. The hype of basketball is way exaggerated and other sports are more worth while to watch.
Hobo 1: basketball is overrated

Hobo 2: Finally your correct about something

eye of the tiger

one of the most annoying, overused, bland and uninspiring workout/montage song ever.

mcdonald’s nuggets 

mcdonald’s nuggets are tasteless white filth

marriage 

it’s that thing where it costs 6000 bucks to have your wife’s sex drive lowered
marriage sux. stick to gf
she has cooties
vanessa has cooties