TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s definitions

marriage

it’s that thing where it costs 6000 bucks to have your wife’s sex drive lowered

marriage sux. stick to gf

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 8, 2024

HP printer

don’t buy it

hp printer, just dont

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 1, 2024

Mr Beast

1000 people with erectile dysfunction get boners for the first time.

Mr Beast is a human atm

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 11, 2023

male infantile homosexuality

a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.

I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality

well shit

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 18, 2023

yogurt

cum

mommy why is there yogurt on your bed

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 16, 2023

vanessa

she has cooties

vanessa has cooties

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 7, 2024

glsen

a brain dead far left organization that wants children to be fruit men

glsen is fucking retarted

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 3, 2023