TONY's definitions

no handed clap

the no handed clap is where a male is wearing loose pants or shorts and thrusts his hips as to make his balls smack on his legs

I did the no handed clap on the stage at school.

by Tony July 17, 2006

dump sweats

when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.

While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.

by tony August 18, 2004

Bruised fruit

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey

Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit

by Tony July 13, 2004

hangy tits

when the breasts of a woman extend down to or past her belly button.

Damn, grandma has some hangy tits!!
Yeah but her pussy is still tighter than a turtles ass isnt it?

by tony July 17, 2006

kraft

being blindsided and having your face broke

I was at this party and some one krafted me

by tony November 24, 2003

cult

What reddawg turns a 25 man pug into after being first on the team.

rdg: RUSH BRIDGE AND THROW YOUR NADES INTO BRIDGE!

Fire in the hole!
Fire in the hole!
Fire in the hole!
Fire in the hole!

by Tony March 23, 2005

back parking lotter

An elite group of socialites who congregate shortly after 3:00 to discuss pop culture and high school events.

Micheal, you're a back parking lotter now, and you know what that means.

by Tony April 3, 2005