Definitions by TOM

Laahnge 

The croydonish word for lounge

im gonna sit in the laahnge in y caahncil flat

Laahnge by Tom September 6, 2003

gruad 

the delestic spelling for guard.

the gruad of the train

gruad by Tom September 6, 2003

delestic

the deslexic spelling for deslexic

today i found out i was delestic

delestic by Tom September 6, 2003

Flaahs 

The croydonish way of saying flowers.

gonna plant sum flaahs

Flaahs by Tom September 5, 2003

weahk 

The way Paul Robertson (Slop Tester) says work

weahk by Tom September 5, 2003

hoover manuever, the 

A specially designed move -101- Hoover performs upon request in #-101

hoover manuever, the by tom August 28, 2003

Water Cooler 

Holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. Let a fart go and don't release him until he inhales. When he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs.

With Mike's head locked securely, Jack farted and gave him a water cooler.

Water Cooler by Tom August 26, 2003