Definitions by TOM

pearly gates 

the place you need to go through to get to heaven.

i hopped the pearly gates and got sent to hell.

pearly gates by tom March 2, 2004

mardi gras 

french for 'fat tuesday', a sort of parade where women flash their boobies and drunken people throw beads at them, etctera.

i got tricked into getting a mamogram by a hobo on mardi gras

mardi gras by tom March 2, 2004

fly on the wall 

someone who secretly watches something. like they're a fly on the wall and you don't notice them.

carlos knows that rosita's baby is really chico's thanks to that fly on the wall.

fly on the wall by tom March 2, 2004

diaryland 

diaryland.com, which houses free online blogs and diaries.

i keep track of my shit on diaryland.

diaryland by tom March 1, 2004

Blow off fuse 

To blow off fuse

Woah! Did you see that?! Three DDRFUK members just blew off fuse! He was literally exploding XD

Blow off fuse by Tom February 29, 2004

gossip 

Exaggeration or fabrication of a story, regarding somebody other than the tale bearer, in the absence of this person who is being discussed - for the malicious purpouse of demeaning, slandering or tarnisging this person's reputation.

I used to be good friends with this bitch for like 6 years, and when we had a fallout, she went around gossiping all of my personal shit to people behind my back.

gossip by Tom February 28, 2004

up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

up hill gardener by Tom February 27, 2004