Definitions by TOM

Rockland 

Fuck you people! You voted for Bush!

Rockland is a red county.

Rockland by Tom January 26, 2005

liquid pearls 

Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.

She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.

liquid pearls by Tom January 26, 2005

Signature Finish 

My patented move where I ejaculate my "liquid pearls" with care onto a woman’s face or other desirable area. The signature finish is used to finish off an intense session of sexual intercourse and in extreme circumstances my signature finish is used to mark my territory.

After I satisfied my woman in every way she could imagine, I left my signature finish on her back to remind her of me.
Or
Don’t eat that pizza, Tom is mad at Troy and left his signature finish on it.

Signature Finish by Tom January 26, 2005

caiti 

one who is a loser and smells of diapers because she wears them because she has problems controlling her bodily functions

Damn it smells like booty! Caiti must be coming

caiti by tom January 19, 2005

uber drizunk

The state one is in after having consumed a copious amount of booze. More drunk than drunk, sloshed, shitfaced.

James was so uber drizunk, he fell down the stairs and began yelling, "Yayasss yayassss yeahs yeahs yeahs" uncontrollably.

uber drizunk by Tom January 18, 2005

having a go 

Complaining, threatening or telling off another person.

Stop having a go at me!
I was like having a phat go at him.

having a go by Tom January 16, 2005

idst 

If Destroyed, Stays True.

Put on the end of messages by immature schoolchildren so that if a message is destroyed, it's appatrently still true- regardless of wether or not it was true in the first place.

Can easily be counteracted by destroying the IDST first, removing it's protection, then removing said message.

"rick is gaaaay. IDST"

idst by Tom January 15, 2005