Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn

"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Break the round barrier

To finally break out a fart which has been rejecting entry to the atmosphere for a long time

"Ahhh, I just broke the round barrier"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Sleep wank

To wake up and find you mysteriously have a knackered arm

"ahh shit i must have been sleep wanking all night"

by TMB June 17, 2003

The Side

A place in a parallel universe where everyone's keys eventually end up

"Honey, where's my keys?"
"On the side"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Beef-Sleeve

A muscular right arm due to excessive self abuse

"That's some serious Beef-Sleeve mate, you might wanna cut down a little

by TMB June 17, 2003

Cheek-Tape

A description of someone overly obssessed with the minstrel known as Nelly

"Jesus Christ it's another Cheek-Tape! They're everywhere!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Blizzard

A lizard with a Bee in its mouth

"I got stung by that blizzard"

by TMB June 17, 2003