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Cock

He's smokin a cock.

Stop smokin' cocks, it gives you cancar babay.
by TittayMastar January 2, 2007
mugGet the Cockmug.

Fart-fut-Nougen

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The gist is, a Fart-fut-Nougen is a Fart raised to the power of two (Fart^2), when an unfortunate individual farts twice in a row, and consecutively, one right after the other that is sound like a drumbeat, that is a Fart-fut-Nougen.
*Plluuttt-BRrrrruuttt*
"Dude man, wtf? Don't fart-fut-nougen around' ere!"
by TittayMastar April 17, 2003
mugGet the Fart-fut-Nougenmug.

ShazBot

Non-derogatory version of "FUCK" or "SHIT"

In general, an exclamation of displeasement. Started on Mork and Mindy show, continued through Tribes and its various children (Tribes Aerial Assault, Tribes 2)
"SHAZBOT, get the Jericho over here now before I go LMNOPRAM on your ass!!!"
by TittayMastar May 26, 2003
mugGet the ShazBotmug.

Tongue Twister

The tongue twister outlines a way to shape your tongue during cunnilingus. You are supposed to roll the sides of your tongue up and with the hole that is formed between them, you caress the clitoris. This is done after you've excited your woman to the point where the clit peeks out from under the hood. This control for the tongue effectively surrounds a womans clitoris, which, i've been told by many women feels awesome. Hahaaha :D
"Aaahh, ahhh, baby, gimme the tongue twista!!!"

I was obliged to tongue twist that whore.
by TIttayMastar May 30, 2003
mugGet the Tongue Twistermug.

next port of call

Vernacular used by gigolos. The next port of call refers to their next customer.
Once I finish up my next port of call, I will have enough money to get medicine for these genital warts!
by TittayMastar June 13, 2003
mugGet the next port of callmug.

choad

The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.
"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"
by TittayMastar May 26, 2003
mugGet the choadmug.

own3d

Pronounced:- Oun-duh

Alternate Verbs: 0wnage, 0wnz0r

Used to express unfettered power over another player in an online game. Used by both skilled and unskilled players, this word makes no judgments, and is meant as a decree of power within the game.
In Team Fortress Classic
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Man, this fag0t33r kept wank-hacking in TFC man, and I blasted the shit out of him with my sniper rifle nevertheless, talk about 0wned.

In Team Fortress Classic
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I 0wnz0red that lam3 cheatar with my sniper rahfle.

In Tribes 2
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I bestowed destructive 0wnage upon the enemy team by baseraping them.

-Note- How 0wnage is used to replace the overused, colloquial term, "carnage" in this sentence.
by TittayMastar April 14, 2003
mugGet the own3dmug.

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