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Definitions by TIttayMastar

The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.
"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"
choad by TittayMastar May 26, 2003

jackhammer 

A particular method of thrusting used only by advanced sex fiends or clueless morons. Commonly utilized when yo bitch is in teh Deep Thrust position.

The Penis is inserted into the vagine, and the body is moved forward until the penis enter the vagina at a 90 degree angle. A lot of the pleasure in this posisition is derived, I believe, from the fact that the vagina isn't in a perfectly upwards (90 degree angle) which leads to some awesome griding acckkkshunn :DDDDDD~~~~
jackhammer by TittayMastar May 26, 2003
Non-derogatory version of "FUCK" or "SHIT"

In general, an exclamation of displeasement. Started on Mork and Mindy show, continued through Tribes and its various children (Tribes Aerial Assault, Tribes 2)
"SHAZBOT, get the Jericho over here now before I go LMNOPRAM on your ass!!!"
ShazBot by TittayMastar May 26, 2003
When used with the prefix phrases, "give someone the," "gave him/her the," etc, it means to have sex with someone, all bases.
"Dude, I was gonna give this hot chick the time, but she was a dude, dude!!!"
time by TittayMastar May 25, 2003

Fart-fut-Nougen

Spelling?

The gist is, a Fart-fut-Nougen is a Fart raised to the power of two (Fart^2), when an unfortunate individual farts twice in a row, and consecutively, one right after the other that is sound like a drumbeat, that is a Fart-fut-Nougen.
*Plluuttt-BRrrrruuttt*
"Dude man, wtf? Don't fart-fut-nougen around' ere!"
Fart-fut-Nougen by TittayMastar April 17, 2003
PLRF
L
R
F

A Picker, Licker, Roller, Flicker.
(With regards to boogers)
*Mmm, tastay!*

"Get teh fuck away from me your plrf!"
PLRF by TittayMastar April 17, 2003
Pronounced:- Oun-duh

Alternate Verbs: 0wnage, 0wnz0r

Used to express unfettered power over another player in an online game. Used by both skilled and unskilled players, this word makes no judgments, and is meant as a decree of power within the game.
In Team Fortress Classic
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Man, this fag0t33r kept wank-hacking in TFC man, and I blasted the shit out of him with my sniper rifle nevertheless, talk about 0wned.

In Team Fortress Classic
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I 0wnz0red that lam3 cheatar with my sniper rahfle.

In Tribes 2
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I bestowed destructive 0wnage upon the enemy team by baseraping them.

-Note- How 0wnage is used to replace the overused, colloquial term, "carnage" in this sentence.
own3d by TittayMastar April 14, 2003