Definitions by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW

TURKISH REVENGE 

in Turkey, if you stab someone above the waist, it is considered an attempt at murder. To bypass the charge, but also teaching someone a lesson, a Turkish Revenge is when someone is stabbed below the belt, i.e. the ass. Coined in the movie "Midnight Express."

"...you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that's intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass. That's what they call Turkish revenge." --Billy Hayes, Midnight Express

TURKISH REVENGE by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 2, 2007

Clitouche 

1. an over-sized, gushing, floppy pussy.
2. an annoying person who never gets the hint that no one likes him/her.

1. "Last night, my girl's clitouche practically sucked my whole arm in there."
2. "Dude, you are a fucking clitouche."

Clitouche by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW February 15, 2007

morass 

a massive clusterfuck of people, serving no apparent purpose.

Look at that morass of people.

morass by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW February 14, 2007