TIM's definitions

firewood

Term used for the patheic pieces of wood with wheels used by 'plank wanks'.

i'm going to shove all that firewood on my bonfire.

by Tim August 7, 2003

El Dou

The Name for a person who has been infected with the "Dee" Gene. The dee gene causes a rare form of mental retardation simply known as DEE. Because of its hereditary nature, whole families (known as LOS DEES/DOUS) have been known to carry this gene. Besides being hereditary, it has been proven that habitual exposure to people carrying the gene can lead to infection. El Dou, also, can be used as an interchanable synonym for complete and utter retardation.

Seth was being inchorent, saying things that bordered on non-sensical and retarded, so Jones screamed "EL DOU"

by tim April 10, 2005

Hazards

To Knock SOme1 out. you would Say hazards. or to put the beat down on em

Yo son Go put the hazards on that fake nigga.

by Tim September 3, 2004

Fsagtot

A midget fag. Double owned...

you are a raging fsagtot

by Tim June 11, 2003

christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.

This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.

by tim March 21, 2005

back in black

1) an AC/DC single
2) an album of the same name of the single

1) I'm currently listening to "Back In Black".
2) "Back In Black", according to a book, is one of the greatest rock albums ever.

by Tim April 2, 2004

nerfington

a person with a large gut, pear shaped body, who is ignorant and clumsy.

Some fat guy wearing a fanny pack at Magic Mountain

by Tim December 24, 2002