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Batch

1. A more potent form of "bitch" the presence of the "a" facilitates repeating the insult many times over, causing much mental anguish.
2. Anemic creature with lewd, malicious intentions that grows in batches on "batch trees" Each batch secretes "batch juices" that are quite unpleasant.
3.A slang term to describe a load of semen. Also known as man chowder, baby batter, nut, etc.
1. Batch!! Where's my dinner?
2. That batch came from a bad batch, I can smell the batch juices a mile away!
3. When I couldn't hold off any longer, I dropped a fat batch right in her eye!
by the dude September 4, 2003
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the rede

"An' it harm no one, do what ye will"

An inherently immoral philosophy because it encourages a failure to act. "An' it harm no one..." means do not actively harm anyone. Fine. Doing harm is, in fact, bad. However, failing to prevent harm is also bad. If you live by The Rede you can fail to prevent harm if the prevention of harm is not "what ye will." Also, if actively doing good deeds is not "what ye will," then you do not have to do them.

Although living by The Rede does not necessarily make you a bad person, it also does not make you a good person.
"Do unto others as you want them to do unto you."
by The Dude November 11, 2004
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Shibangabang

1. An exclamation.

2. An expression that Dave Chappelle used once in the racial draft.
1. Holy Shibangabang!

2. Yes, the whole shibangabang.
by The dude May 13, 2005
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Highlight reel

phenomenon that occurs when masterbating without visual aids(i.e. porn, dirty photos, etc.) but to the thought of familiar girls. a mental run-through of various girls until deciding on a "closer" to get-er-done.
I had a good highlight reel last night but I couldn't commit on a closer.
by THe dude December 5, 2004
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fuck mad bitches

Can be used as an interjection in the same way as "cool" "sweet" or "damn awesome"
1) I get to go to Cape Cod this summer! Fuck mad bitches!
2) Fuck mad bitches, that movie was awesome!!
by The Dude June 22, 2004
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maximum funness

n. 1. The state of receiving the utmost enjoyment from foreign influences by successfully equalizing all levels of intoxicants in one's system. 2. The title of an awesome album by the band Facemaker, check them out at www.facemaker.org
Last weekend we strove for maximum funness and finally peaked after the two forties we picked up on the way home from the show.
by The Dude January 20, 2005
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