THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

trump card

something used to gain an advantage, sometimes a dishonest one

His trump card is redirecting you from hot button issues.

by The Return of Light Joker July 21, 2010

lapdog

a flattering subservient, eager sycophant

He's no oil industry Lapdog, believe me.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2011

egg

1. to throw eggs at

2. a person

According to a news story from a few weeks ago a Russian man has told some youths "go ahead, egg my Hummer".

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

honk

1. to sound the horn of a car

2. to vomit

You don't have to honk every time you encounter traffic.

by The Return of Light Joker November 26, 2009

eat up

1. to believe unquestioningly

2. to receive enthusiastically

3. to bother

Those newbies eat up rumors about his hobby.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2010

shanty Irish

poor or disreputable People of Irish decent (the term is used in the United states rather than Ireland)

I am finding myself feeling more weary of shanty Irish every time they come around my house.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2011

John Q. Public

a member of the general public, a common man

Just because John q. public believes what the in something that can't be verified, is not a reason you should believe it too.

by The Return of Light Joker October 30, 2011