flash in the pants

a momentary burst of sexual arousal (a pun on flash in the pan)
I had a flash in the pants from thinking about the night before, but realized I can't let it interrupt my work.
by The Return of Light Joker November 01, 2011
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flat tire

1. a impotent man

2. a flaccid penis

3. a stupid or useless person

4. the prank of stepping on someone's shoe
He narrowly avoided becoming a flat tire.
by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2011
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brain one

If you have brain one you should know that evolution is an integral part of science.
by The Return of Light Joker October 28, 2011
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nobody home

there are no brains in this persons head, this person is crazy or stupid
I hat to to say it but there's nobody home. He's knows nothing about reality.
by The Return of Light Joker April 06, 2010
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green-eyed monster

The green-eyed monster was there when an acquaintance of my friend visited his house and it took a toll on his relationship with his girlfriend.
by The Return of Light Joker June 02, 2011
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wild card

1. something unpredictable and outside the normal rules

2. someone or something that is pretty much picked at random ( both senses from poker)
It looks like the wild card won't help you here.
by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2010
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fork


1. to maltreat

2. to copulate
(both senses are used as a euphemism for fuck)
She wants to fork you as if you were a plaything.
by The Return of Light Joker July 18, 2008
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