heifer

a a heavy or fat woman (from a term referring to cow that has not given birth)

Some heifer came in and started talking shit about the project.

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2008

link rot

the process by which a web link becomes broken or irrelevant as time goes on

The site was plagued with link rot.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2009

lead

bullets fired from a gun, gun shots

If you don't watch your back you will get hit with lead.

by The Return of Light Joker October 02, 2007

joy ride

a fast, reckless ride taken in a stolen vehicle solely for pleasure

If I hear that you have been on a joy ride when I get back, I will turn you in before you can even figure it out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2009

cry in one's beer

to feel sorrow or pity for oneself

This idiot does nothing but cry in his beer when talking with me. (example of cry in one's beer)

by The Return of Light Joker December 03, 2011

quagmire

a very difficult situation, especially a hopeless military campaign

Bush got our troops into a quagmire but he won't acknowledge it or do anything about it.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 27, 2007

lapdog

a flattering subservient, eager sycophant

He's no oil industry Lapdog, believe me.

by The Return of Light Joker April 21, 2011