poser

someone who trys to act a particular way to be popular, feel good, etc, but ends up looking ignorant

You are obviously a poser.

by The Return of Light Joker November 12, 2007

buzzworthy

worthy of popular attention

This wannabe statesman is not buzzworthy. He is purely an attention whore.

by THe Return of Light Joker October 02, 2010

411

information on something

I gave him the 411 on the standoff.

by The Return of Light Joker June 28, 2009

shakedown

1. extortion, especially through blackmail

2. a thorough search or frisk

The drug gang tried to use a shakedown on the people who promised to crack down on their activities.

by The Return of Light Joker June 03, 2011

joined at the hip

absolutely inseparable, (implying as inseparable as conjoined twins attached at the hip)

The pastor was joined at the hip with his church. He just wouldn't leave.

by The Return of Light Joker January 09, 2011

chew light bulbs

to do something very painful

I would rather chew light bulbs than go to that country.

by The Return of Light Joker November 12, 2009

plums

the testicles

Make sure you don't hit the plums of your opponent in the ring.

by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2010