THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

yo-yo

1. an indecisive person

2. to be indecisive

3. a stupid or obnoxious person

4. a sexually promiscuous person(from the notion that the such a person has so much indiscriminate sex that their pants go up and down like a yo-yo)

He must be the biggest yo-yo ever.

by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2008

pineapple

1. a fragmentation grenade of any other type of hand grenade(because the surface is similar to a pineapple)

2. a job seekers allowance(the word dole, refers to this and a brand of various fruits, such as pineapple)

The gangster tried to toss a pineapple into the police car but missed.

by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2008

mouthpiece

1. a lawyer

2, a spokesperson, a spokesman or woman

The Mouthpiece for the government lied about what happened.

by The Return of Light Joker June 20, 2008

4 real

for real, seroiously

He says that 4 real.

by The Return of Light Joker May 30, 2008

in like flynn

accepted into a group or organization

After I complete The Exam I'm in like Flynn.

by The Return of Light Joker July 27, 2009

knee-slapper

something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.

That was one heck of a knee-slapper.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2008

abandominium

an abandoned, still standing house or apartment where the homeless or people with illegal occupations or habits take shelter

The Police claimed they could not get enough funds to check the abandominium for crackheads.

by The Return of Light Joker June 26, 2008