3 definitions by THE_ACTUAL_GOD
Literally the best person on the planet with absolutely no flaws. Excels in: everything, everything, and everything. Struggles in: absolutely nothing, still nothing, and more nothing. He is very hot, funny, strong, smart, tall, fast, and gets women. If you get the chance to talk to Cael, you are at the elite top 0.01% of people on the planet because he is so perfect and cool. Cael gets lots of women because he is an alpha mega chad. He has all A+ and is the best athlete on the planet. Cael is a god. All hail Cael. Don't forget to or you will be incinerated and beaten in hell. SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Jessica: OMG IT'S CAEL HE IS SOOOOO HOT!!!
Jennifer: OMG IT IS I WANT TO TALK TO HIM BUT HE IS TO PERFECT!!!
Jessica: LIKE OMG WHY IS SO COOL AND HOT AND STRONG AND SMART AND FUNNY AND TALL AND WITTY AND HANDSOME AND FAST AND PERFECT!!!
Jennifer: IK LIKE OMG HEIS AMAZING AND I WANT HIM
Jennifer: OMG IT IS I WANT TO TALK TO HIM BUT HE IS TO PERFECT!!!
Jessica: LIKE OMG WHY IS SO COOL AND HOT AND STRONG AND SMART AND FUNNY AND TALL AND WITTY AND HANDSOME AND FAST AND PERFECT!!!
Jennifer: IK LIKE OMG HEIS AMAZING AND I WANT HIM
by THE_ACTUAL_GOD February 23, 2022
Girl 1: OMG I JUST SAW CAEL MAKING OUT WITH A SWEATY BUFF HOT MAN AND LICKING THE INSIDE OF HIS SWEATY AND MUSCULAR MOUTH
Girl 2: IM NOT SURPRISED THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
Girl 2: IM NOT SURPRISED THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
by THE_ACTUAL_GOD March 24, 2022
Jaxon is a super silly goose. But he is also very cute and makes most men tremble. He is not the most athletic person but he could absolutely destroy in a game of Fortnite. He is not fat, he is in pretty good shape actually, just not very fundamental. Jaxon loves Fortnite, especially Fortnite Jonesy. If he could, he would Fortnite 24/7. but he is 8 years old so he is in school, and most people sleep( unless Fortnite is there( Jaxon( I'm saying Jaxon plays Fortnite instead of sleeping))). He is an absolute god on the Fortnite battlefield and uses his mom's credit card to buy the battle pass every time and get a new skin just to use a new one next battle pass. But even though he is a Fortnite addict, everyone still loves Jaxon.
by THE_ACTUAL_GOD February 24, 2022