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neglectniques

Techniques used in child rearing to neglect the child while making them think you are interacting with them.

Woman: My child is so needy, he never sleeps without me holding him!
Husband: Here let me teach you some new neglectniques.

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A mixture of hot sauce, mustard, and mayo.

"I just mixed some maychoturd spread for my hot dogs.'

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