THE CLIT COMMANDER's definitions

balagna

This word is meant for anything. You can use it anytime and as any word.

What the balagna! Meaning...What the fuck.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

flack

When you get bitch slapped

Im gonna flack my ball sack in your eye.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

camel toe

When a womens clothes are to tight and you can acutally see the pussy crater.

Damn!!! I can see your camel toe

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

spaz

When a women is just about to have an orgasm. She spazes and does some freaky shit.

Bitch what the fuck are you doin....
I'm having a spaz hunny..........

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

masturbate

All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Beat the meat, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

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by The clit commander March 12, 2005

shaft eater

someone who smokes the pole or in other words one who sucks dick

You gay shaft eater sons a bitches.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005

snuff

What Tony Saprano did to all his enemies.

I'm goin to snuff you dirty rat.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003