THE CLIT COMMANDER's definitions

Mad cow

When you don't treat a cow right. Meaning you don't yank on its tits.

Go yank on that mad cow's tits

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

kuberr

When your pube hair stabs your inner thigh.

Dam my kuberrs are hurting.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

crack slut

A slut that will suck your dick for something as little as crack.

Your a crack slut....

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

zultan

When two people agree.

Bob:That hoe is a bitch.
Jeff: Zultan

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

doorknob

This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.

AHHH! Doorknob!

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

pussy fart

I have another definition for this. (Go to queef)

The clit will rise. There is no stopping the clit. May the clit be with us.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

coochie

The womens vagina or also known as the pussy.

I ate your moms coochie last night and it gave me the shits.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003