THE ADMIRAL's definitions

holy shit bar

The thing above your head that you can hold on to while driving with a crazy driver.

"I was in a taxi and the guy was all over the place, I was like, 'Holy shit, it's a good thing that bar was there.'"

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

r0x0r b0x0rz

To rock the boxers or ones underwear. When something is really awesome.

"d00d that shit r0x0rd teh b0x0rz."

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

toaster leavings

Crumbs left behind in the bottom of a toaster.

I'm going to have me some toaster leavings

by The Admiral July 8, 2003

booze-hound

Margot Kidder in Superman 3.

Margot Kidder is a fucking booze-hound in Superman 3

by The Admiral July 8, 2003

Craptacualr

Bear; makes its home in high forests and dines mostly on fish and psychotropic plants. They are poor spellers and are mystified by commas.

In addition, the use of an awesome actor like the one and only Count Bakula in order to get fans to watch an otherwise craptacualr show constitutes a deceptive business practice.

by The Admiral July 4, 2003

Don't hump the Honda

To tell someone to be calm, or take it easy.

Don't hump the honda man, maybe you're mother likes it.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

Suburban Mercenaries

Group of individuals who are compensated under contract to use methods of persuation and "freedom fighting" tactics to further the clients cause.
Likes include cookies and shopping cart porn.

Dislikes include the French, Clear Channel and tapioca.

Those rotten Suburban Mercenaries have once again foiled our video rental ways with their mystery egg hunt.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003