THAT Guy's definitions

STD

Abbreviation for "standard"

I wanted a plain old blowjob, so I accepted when the prostitute said she'd give me an "STD blowjob". I don't feel so good...

by That Guy August 20, 2003

gopher

a gopher is what smacks your undies when you wait to long to do a shit; also what bashes your undies when you show off to much during a farting competition.

i was at the shopping centre and to impress the guys i farted at the check out and a gopher bashed my undies.

by that guy August 30, 2003

Colonel Sanders

A colonel sanders is really when you take peice of fried chicken (usually a drumstick), and use it on a girl as a dildo. Thats just the simple version. to make it a true colonel sanders you have to share the peice of chicken when your done. yummmmmmmmmm

Me and this girl did a colonel sanders last night. It tasted GrrrrrrEAT!!

by that guy January 27, 2005

shmegalamunga

Term for an unfamiliar food. Coined by Len Cella in the 1985 cult classic "Moron Movies"

Person 1: "Have some Shmegalamunga!"
Person 2: "How do you spell that? I don't eat nuthin' I can't spell!"

by That Guy September 23, 2004

Hitler mustache

When someone gives a person oral and the pubic hair of the "receiver" falls out. the hair then sticks to the "givers" face on their upper lip giving them a hitler mustache.

I was eaten my girlfreind out last night and i got a hitler mustache. I ain't ever doin that shit again.

by that guy February 1, 2005

foof

The act of making all of one's hair stand on end. Generally used by furries.

Be nice to me or I'll foof you, you nasty bunny.

by That Guy September 23, 2004

X-Man

'a close friend who tries to date your ex-girlfriend right after you've broken up'

Susan dates Bob. Bob is friends with Paul. Susan and Bob stop dating. Susan starts dating Paul. Susan, Bob and Paul all work together.

by That guy December 15, 2003