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skater

skaters r often known to wear tight jeans,t-shirt,polo etc... Alot of people think skaters r not vary strong and r scared of every chav. Yes this may be true about some but many r very tuff like me.They jump stairs of up to 15 steps and maby even more.Skaters have to have curage and be strong to be able to do this.Skaters r used to falling over and stuff so if theres any chavs who think there tuff a skater could easly win the fight. Yes a chav could be holding a knife but they r breaking the law. Caring a skateboard isnt breaking the law,so skaters could jst get there board and smack u round the head with a truck.Anyway a skateboarding is a good thing coz it keeps u off the street doing drugs like chavs (and u wouldnt want to turn out to be like a chav!)most skaters like rock music.
Some pro skaters:Eric Koston, Rick mcrank, tom penny, p.j ladd, jason dill.
by Ted June 19, 2005
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Martha Stewart

1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.

2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.

2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
by Ted June 16, 2003
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Painting a Picasso

The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face
bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..
by Ted April 7, 2005
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cognizize

Ted cognizized the knowledge to Mckay
by ted April 21, 2005
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mo

a skinny piece of garbage who cannot get laid, see also rapist or stalker.
The mo could not get laid so he stalked and then raped a girl.
by ted June 13, 2003
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