TED's definitions
by ted September 23, 2003
Get the Wabmug. noun
1. One whose sense of humor can simply be classified as eet.
2. One who follows the eet way of life, hates shit like Spongebob and kids who listen to Good Charlotte and think of themselves as being so "punk".
Note: Often eetists stick together and hurt and try to destroy Spongebobbist's lives.
1. One whose sense of humor can simply be classified as eet.
2. One who follows the eet way of life, hates shit like Spongebob and kids who listen to Good Charlotte and think of themselves as being so "punk".
Note: Often eetists stick together and hurt and try to destroy Spongebobbist's lives.
by Ted December 2, 2003
Get the Eetistmug. by Ted June 5, 2005
Get the libertymug. 1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.
2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.
2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
by Ted June 16, 2003
Get the Martha Stewartmug. skaters r often known to wear tight jeans,t-shirt,polo etc... Alot of people think skaters r not vary strong and r scared of every chav. Yes this may be true about some but many r very tuff like me.They jump stairs of up to 15 steps and maby even more.Skaters have to have curage and be strong to be able to do this.Skaters r used to falling over and stuff so if theres any chavs who think there tuff a skater could easly win the fight. Yes a chav could be holding a knife but they r breaking the law. Caring a skateboard isnt breaking the law,so skaters could jst get there board and smack u round the head with a truck.Anyway a skateboarding is a good thing coz it keeps u off the street doing drugs like chavs (and u wouldnt want to turn out to be like a chav!)most skaters like rock music.
by Ted June 19, 2005
Get the skatermug.