Definitions by TC Raymond

baby's head 

Northern English slang for meat pie, particularly in Wigan.

"Fanceh some baby's head and peas, luv?"

baby's head by TC Raymond August 16, 2005

yampy 

1980s British Midlands slang for lower-class undereducated teenagers and twenty-something 'men' sporting mullets, wispy moustaches, cardigans, Fred Perry shirts, stay-pressed trousers, white socks and slip-on shoes, plus sovereign rings and a pack of John Player Special cigarettes held nonchalantly in the tattooed hand. An embryonic chav.

"Went to the Ritzy last night and it was full of fucking yampies"

yampy by TC Raymond August 16, 2005

animal farm

Supposedly a porn film featuring bestiality, but little more than an urban myth circulating endlessly amongst braindead chav schoolboys all over England since the 1980s.

"Seen nat film Animal Farm, then, where a bloke fucks a chicken, like?"
"No I haven't you sad janner twat, it doesn't exist."

animal farm by TC Raymond August 15, 2005

knock the back door in and put the extension up 

Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.

Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"

knock the back door in and put the extension up by TC Raymond August 15, 2005

bogpog 

Excrement, usually used to describe a film that is less than top-notch.

"The Blair Witch Project was bogpog"

bogpog by TC Raymond August 15, 2005

twister

One who disrupts with the miniscule brain activity of a chav by asking them a simple question, usually entailing basic arithmetic or anything taught outside of kindergarten. Or, indeed, their date of birth or the identity of their biological father.

"That teacher's a twister innit"

twister by TC Raymond May 25, 2005