T.Wilson's definitions

slap-happy-grand-pappy

an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.

Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"

Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"

by T.Wilson January 1, 2013

CRUMP A DUMP

a bowel movement; to take a crap.

"Before I go to the grocery store, I better crump A dump."

by T.Wilson June 1, 2016

5 o'clock follies

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.

Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"

by T.Wilson November 27, 2012

Gravy shot

When you think a fart is coming on & you decide to let it rip. Butt gravy shoots out instead. Hence, "gravy shot".

I felt a fart coming on & decided to let it rip. I felt a gravy shot instead. :(

by T.Wilson September 8, 2014