T.Wilson's definitions

Yea, get outta here!

When a second person (who usually is a kid or a whimp) says when someone seems to have more of a mental & physical power over you. They tell you to leave because of a particular problem.

Don: "you don't pick on my younger brother, GET OUT OF HERE!"

Lil Joey: "Yea, get outta here!"

by T.Wilson November 29, 2012

5 o'clock follies

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.

Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"

by T.Wilson November 27, 2012

squinch

when you are tightening up your butt & gravy leaks out

Dan: "God, please...Jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!"(as Dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his butt) "OOPS, I feel gravy!"

by T.Wilson November 16, 2012

roid buster

when you are taking a crap & it feels like your roids are busting.

Joe: "I took a roid buster this morning!"

Fred: "That sounds like a personal problem!"

by T.Wilson November 6, 2012