T.Wilson's definitions

CRUMP A DUMP

a bowel movement; to take a crap.

"Before I go to the grocery store, I better crump A dump."

by T.Wilson June 1, 2016

squinch

when you are tightening up your butt & gravy leaks out

Dan: "God, please...Jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!"(as Dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his butt) "OOPS, I feel gravy!"

by T.Wilson November 16, 2012

slap-happy-grand-pappy

an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.

Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"

Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"

by T.Wilson January 1, 2013

5 o'clock follies

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.

Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"

by T.Wilson November 27, 2012