roid buster

when you are taking a crap & it feels like your roids are busting.

Joe: "I took a roid buster this morning!"

Fred: "That sounds like a personal problem!"

by T.Wilson November 06, 2012

slap-happy-grand-pappy

an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.

Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"

Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"

by T.Wilson January 01, 2013

Gravy shot

When you think a fart is coming on & you decide to let it rip. Butt gravy shoots out instead. Hence, "gravy shot".

I felt a fart coming on & decided to let it rip. I felt a gravy shot instead. :(

by T.Wilson September 08, 2014

rock turd

When you are trying to take a dump & it feels like a rock coming out of your arse.

"I am getting ready to take a dump & I hope it isn't one of those rock turds!"

by T.Wilson January 24, 2014