T.Ractorhead's definitions

pilckle

"Pilckle" is ebonic slang for "pickle".

"Does you want pilckles wit cho sandwich?"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

Barracuda

1. An extremely vicious, carnivorous, streamlined fish that can attack with blinding speed and razor-sharp teeth.

2. An extremely vicious, carnivorous, streamlined car that eats Rustangs and shits Ford emblems.

"My '67 Barracuda fastback likes to munch on 5.Slows."

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

holiday

The yearly anniversary in which the birth of pagans and athiests is celebrated.

"Today is the anniversary of my athiest friend's birth so, I wished her a "Happy Holiday!"

by T.Ractorhead November 30, 2006

dingy

A candyass tranny's pencil-thin, wimpy little excuse for a penis. Also known as a peny.

"OWW! You bit my little dingy! Now I'm going to cry! Boo-hoo, boohoo.."

by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006

architeuthis dux

The giant squid. The second largest species of squid known to man. The giant squid can reach lengths greater than 50 feet and has the largest eyeball in the animal kingdom. It is thought by many marine biologists to battle with and maybe even prey on sperm whales. Unlike most squid the architeuthis dux has serrated suckers on the clubs of it's two longest tentacles which are most likely used for catching and holding prey. The giant squid is one of the earliest and most terrifying examples of the fabled sea monsters that destroyed and sunk ships hundreds of years ago and is widely considered to be the same monster known as the kraken.

"The young couple's blood curdling screams could be heard from the pier as the hungry architeuthis dux destroyed their little yacht and pulled them toward it's gnashing beak!"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

mangle

1. A large industrial ironing machine that dry presses and folds flatwork or a small laundry wringer for domestic use.

2. To become horribly twisted and crushed or dismembered.

The word mangle was coined in the early 20th century after many of the first industrial ironers had crushed and dismembered those who got to close to the feeder end or chain drives of the machines.

"Ted lost part of an arm when he foolishly reached beyond the safety bar of the mangle to adjust a wrinkle in a bed sheet."

by T.Ractorhead December 6, 2006

ernge

"Ernge" is ebonic slang for "orange".

Projectians gathered around a Ms. Pac-Man machine excitedly shout to the player "OOOO-OOO-OOOOOO!! Git dat ernge! Git dat ernge!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006