T.Ractorhead's definitions

Ralph Baer

A brilliant inventer who came up with the first proto-type home video game system, titled "The Brown Box", later remodeled and mass produced in 1973 as the "Magnavox Odyssey". Ralph Baer is widely considered by some as "The father of video games" even though pioneers like Nolan Bushnell and Steve Wozniak pioneered some of the earliest coin-op games; some of which existed before the Brown Box.

Ignorant gamer: "Who the heck is "Ralph Baer??"

Educated gamer: "............................."

by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006

projectian

One who was born and raised in a project/slum or is doomed to live in one due to financial woes.

Puzzled college punk: "I don't get it. Where are all of these projectians coming from??"

Projectian neighbor: "Don't ya know this place is signed up with HUD?"

by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006

project puppy

A rambunctious or neglected "ghetto child" who plays were ever he/she wants while the lazy parent/parents lay around getting drunk and stoned.

"I really HATE AIMCO!! Ever since they took over our project and torn down the playgrounds, that project puppy and his pup friends have been playing in our yard!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006

holiday

The yearly anniversary in which the birth of pagans and athiests is celebrated.

"Today is the anniversary of my athiest friend's birth so, I wished her a "Happy Holiday!"

by T.Ractorhead November 30, 2006

Happy Feet

A cruel yet funny form of torture in which the victim is tied up nice and tight then mercilessly tickled on the soles of the feet for hours on end.

"Oh no... No, not that... Not that! Not "Happy Feet!!" Not "HAPPY FEET!!" Not "Happy FEE-HEEE-HEEEEET!!!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 30, 2006

fraught

Filled with or full of a feeling, force or intention.

Creepy old woman: "Careful boy... Those woods are fraught with danger... Heh, heh, heh..."

Christian Observer: "This site is fraught with wickedness."

by T.Ractorhead December 6, 2006

mangle

1. A large industrial ironing machine that dry presses and folds flatwork or a small laundry wringer for domestic use.

2. To become horribly twisted and crushed or dismembered.

The word mangle was coined in the early 20th century after many of the first industrial ironers had crushed and dismembered those who got to close to the feeder end or chain drives of the machines.

"Ted lost part of an arm when he foolishly reached beyond the safety bar of the mangle to adjust a wrinkle in a bed sheet."

by T.Ractorhead December 6, 2006