T.Ractorhead's definitions

ESA

Electronic Software Association. Formerly known as the IDSA. An evil watchdog organization hired by insecure gaming corporations to seek out and destroy abandonware sites instead of focusing on real problems like the piracy of current retail software.

"The only good thing ESA ever did was invent the ESRB rating system."

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

Barracuda

1. An extremely vicious, carnivorous, streamlined fish that can attack with blinding speed and razor-sharp teeth.

2. An extremely vicious, carnivorous, streamlined car that eats Rustangs and shits Ford emblems.

"My '67 Barracuda fastback likes to munch on 5.Slows."

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

holiday

The yearly anniversary in which the birth of pagans and athiests is celebrated.

"Today is the anniversary of my athiest friend's birth so, I wished her a "Happy Holiday!"

by T.Ractorhead November 30, 2006

Psychosis

A difficult, side-scrolling, 2D shooter/shmup set in a bizarre fantasy world in which the player must guide a star fighter while destroying strange enemies and weird end-bosses along the way. Psychosis (Paranoia in Japan) was made in 1990 by Naxat Soft and released for the PC-Engine/TurboGrafx-16. Due to the the TurboGrafx-16's unpopularity, Psychosis became a sleeper hit.

Gamer A: "How do I get the butterflies to show up at the boss scene in Psychosis?"

Gamer B: "You have to protect the worm from the ants."

by T.Ractorhead December 11, 2006

biggot

One who judges and/or despises others based on their physical apearance, descent, gender, personal beliefs or life style.

"All caucasians are wicked by nature and not to be trusted!!" said the antiwhite biggot.

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

Metroplex

One of the largest robot heroes starting in the G1 Transformers toy line and cartoon series; Metroplex was a colossal Autobot who could transform into a city as well as a rolling battle station. His arch rival was the Decepticon, Tripticon who was somewhat larger and also able to transform into a city/battle station.

The most recent version of Metroplex is from the Cybertron series which transforms into a giant tank-like vehicle and also has an additional transforming feature that allows him to become taller and thinner than usual.

Me in the 7th grade: "I got Metroplex for Christmas!!"
Grayland Edwards: "You should've gotten Tripticon. Tripticon is better..."

by T.Ractorhead December 14, 2006

mangle

1. A large industrial ironing machine that dry presses and folds flatwork or a small laundry wringer for domestic use.

2. To become horribly twisted and crushed or dismembered.

The word mangle was coined in the early 20th century after many of the first industrial ironers had crushed and dismembered those who got to close to the feeder end or chain drives of the machines.

"Ted lost part of an arm when he foolishly reached beyond the safety bar of the mangle to adjust a wrinkle in a bed sheet."

by T.Ractorhead December 6, 2006