T.Ractorhead's definitions

Barracuda

1. An extremely vicious, carnivorous, streamlined fish that can attack with blinding speed and razor-sharp teeth.

2. An extremely vicious, carnivorous, streamlined car that eats Rustangs and shits Ford emblems.

"My '67 Barracuda fastback likes to munch on 5.Slows."

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

video-brain

One who is obsessed with video games. ie a "video junkie"

Person A: "I eat, sleep and breath Metroid! I just can't get enough of Samus Aran!! Do you have any Metroid games?? Do ya? Huh? Huh? Do ya??!"

Person B: "You are such a video-brain!"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

dingy

A candyass tranny's pencil-thin, wimpy little excuse for a penis. Also known as a peny.

"OWW! You bit my little dingy! Now I'm going to cry! Boo-hoo, boohoo.."

by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006

holiday

The yearly anniversary in which the birth of pagans and athiests is celebrated.

"Today is the anniversary of my athiest friend's birth so, I wished her a "Happy Holiday!"

by T.Ractorhead November 30, 2006

Snotrod

Improved Definition: Snotrod is one of the four young street racers from the Disney/Pixar film, Cars. He is a 1971 Pro Street Plymouth 'Cuda, sporting a custom grill, "Hemi-orange" paint, phantom decals, Torque Thrust D rims, redline tires, a large blower with an over-sized air scoop, Zoomie exhaust pipes and orange under glows. Also his body style closely resemble that of the new Dodge Challenger concept car. Snotrod normally lags a few car lengths behind his pack buddies; Boost, DJ and Wingo to allow braking distance for his super-charged sneezes which tend to add on an uncontrollable burst of speed.

Boost: "Oh no... Snotrod!" Wingo: "He's gonna blow!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

ESA

Electronic Software Association. Formerly known as the IDSA. An evil watchdog organization hired by insecure gaming corporations to seek out and destroy abandonware sites instead of focusing on real problems like the piracy of current retail software.

"The only good thing ESA ever did was invent the ESRB rating system."

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

Ralph Baer

A brilliant inventer who came up with the first proto-type home video game system, titled "The Brown Box", later remodeled and mass produced in 1973 as the "Magnavox Odyssey". Ralph Baer is widely considered by some as "The father of video games" even though pioneers like Nolan Bushnell and Steve Wozniak pioneered some of the earliest coin-op games; some of which existed before the Brown Box.

Ignorant gamer: "Who the heck is "Ralph Baer??"

Educated gamer: "............................."

by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006