T.Ractorhead's definitions

project puppy

A rambunctious or neglected "ghetto child" who plays were ever he/she wants while the lazy parent/parents lay around getting drunk and stoned.

"I really HATE AIMCO!! Ever since they took over our project and torn down the playgrounds, that project puppy and his pup friends have been playing in our yard!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006

dingy

A candyass tranny's pencil-thin, wimpy little excuse for a penis. Also known as a peny.

"OWW! You bit my little dingy! Now I'm going to cry! Boo-hoo, boohoo.."

by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006

architeuthis dux

The giant squid. The second largest species of squid known to man. The giant squid can reach lengths greater than 50 feet and has the largest eyeball in the animal kingdom. It is thought by many marine biologists to battle with and maybe even prey on sperm whales. Unlike most squid the architeuthis dux has serrated suckers on the clubs of it's two longest tentacles which are most likely used for catching and holding prey. The giant squid is one of the earliest and most terrifying examples of the fabled sea monsters that destroyed and sunk ships hundreds of years ago and is widely considered to be the same monster known as the kraken.

"The young couple's blood curdling screams could be heard from the pier as the hungry architeuthis dux destroyed their little yacht and pulled them toward it's gnashing beak!"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

Splatterhouse

Released in 1988 by Namco, Splatterhouse was one of the most bloody, grotesque and violent coin-op games ever made. Even by today's standards, it's primitive 2D graphic displays of blood and gore are enough to traumatize a 10 year old child. The object of the game was to guide the bulky, hockey mask wearing, hero, "Rick" through several levels of a horrid mansion in order to rescue his girlfriend Jennifer who mysteriously disappeared into it's hellish depths. The game play is similar to old beat'm ups like Kung-Fu and Vigilante. Although never released outside of Japan, a slightly edited console port did make it to the TurboGrafx-16. With it's intense horror theme, creepy music and fun beat'em up action, Splatterhouse's popularity lead to two sequels released for Sega's Megadrive/Genesis consoles.

Rick: "I've been playing Splatterhouse on my TG16 and now I have to sleep with the lights on!"

Jennifer: "If you think that's scarey, you should play the arcade version!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

video-brain

One who is obsessed with video games. ie a "video junkie"

Person A: "I eat, sleep and breath Metroid! I just can't get enough of Samus Aran!! Do you have any Metroid games?? Do ya? Huh? Huh? Do ya??!"

Person B: "You are such a video-brain!"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

romjacker

One who downloads, collects and often uploads video game data known as ROM images or just ROMs for short.

"With all the romjackers out there in the emulation community, the ESA sure does have their work cut out for them!"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

holiday

The yearly anniversary in which the birth of pagans and athiests is celebrated.

"Today is the anniversary of my athiest friend's birth so, I wished her a "Happy Holiday!"

by T.Ractorhead November 30, 2006