Ray Charles

A super bright flashlight, usually a sure-fire. When you shine it at someone in the dark or light, the person closes their eyes and shakes their head side to side like Ray Charles did when he played piano.

person 1: AHHH...

person 2: what dude?

person 1: That asshole just Ray Charles'd the shit out of me.

by T.J. Dubz January 11, 2008

corn dog grass

Cat tail or "corn dog grass" is that long earth tone looking dildoe that grows in the swamps.

dude 1. Man I am hungry, we are stuck out in the cuts and don't have any food.

dude 2. Don't worry, there is a ton of corn dog grass that we can snack on out here.

by T.J. Dubz March 11, 2011

overspray

After taking an epic dump, you want to mask the wretched smell with the available poo-pourri. When you spray the poo-pourri, you always get rained on by the left over mist in the air.

Man you need to go take a shower. You smell like glade.

Yea, that fucking overspray always gets me in the bathroom.

by T.J. Dubz October 27, 2011

Plate Up

To go get some food, mostly at a buffet type setting.

BRB, I'm going to go plate up with some General Tso chicken.

by T.J. Dubz November 3, 2011

Kissle

One of the more famous characters of the Jerky Boys. Kissle is a WWII (double you double you two) veteran who loves to rag on his wife and repeat what he says over and over again.

Kissle: why you laugh'n, you ever seen my wife in a negleshay, she neglected her body; should I say.

In BangKok back in double you double you two, we use to bang hookers 10 at a time for a dime. There is even a song about it, "ten at a time for a dime, ten at a time for a diiime."

by T.J. Dubz January 29, 2008

Bacon Boner

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.

Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.

by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011

V.D.

Valentines Day <3

I want to wish every a Happy V.D.

by T.J. Dubz February 13, 2010