strap hanger

Generally people who ride busses or subways all the time. They just stand in the aisle and hang on to the strap so they don't fall down.
Hey, lets catch the subway and go uptown.

I hate riding the subway this time of day. There are too many damn strap hangers.
by T.J. Dubz March 03, 2008
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Wrist Rolls

The bracelets of fat on an obease persons wrist. They have an appearance of the michelin mans body.
Lets go ask that guy what time it is.

That dude isn't even wearing a watch, those protrusions are just his wrist rolls bulging out of his sleeve.
by T.J. Dubz December 27, 2011
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Meat Cookie

A crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.
Can I take your order?

Yea, I'll take a double meat cookie with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion.
by T.J. Dubz June 17, 2008
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Hova-Sleigh

When Santas reindeer are broke down and in idle mode. It's what happens when someone goes jihad and busts an RPG in Santas sleigh.
Rudolph and the rest of you bitches best get yo ass off the ground and out of Hova-Sleigh, we gots to go!
by T.J. Dubz December 14, 2010
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Rhymes & Beats

Rhymes & Beats, some people may know it as ryhthm and blues or slow-rap. It seems like just random rhyming words mixed with very heavy repeating beats. When heard through your neighbors wall, one can quicly reconize the song, not by its words, but by its phat beatz.
Hey man, can you please turn down your Rhymes & Beats! The bass is starting to punch a hole in my wall.
by T.J. Dubz February 16, 2008
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After Pop

When making the perfect microwave popcorn, you listen to the corn pop to the point where it stops then you turn off the microwave. You wait to open the door until the after pop, where you hear an additional kernel pop after the microwave is off.
Don't open the door, I'm waiting for the after pop.
by T.J. Dubz August 17, 2011
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Mythbusted

What you say at the end of an argument that you win.
dude 1: No, the cowboys won three super bowls in a row back in the 90's.

dude 2: bullshit, they won 2 in a row, then the 49ers won one. I know I'm right, looked that shit up on Wikipedia... mythbusted man!
by T.J. Dubz May 17, 2010
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