S.A.M.

S.A.M. stands for Sun At Midnight aka a full Moon. Much like B.O.B. (big orange ball) stands for the sun.

. Hey lets hit the bars uptown tonight, we can just walk there.

.. Hell no, its dark as all hell and we would probably die on the way back.

. S.A.M. is out tonight so we got plenty of light.

by T.J. Dubz February 02, 2010

Omerican

An American that is a strong Obama supporter.

Sarah Palin doesn't stand a chance in the next election. This country is filled with Omericans.

by T.J. Dubz July 15, 2011

Bag Porn

The lovely plastic encased magazines at the top of the magazine rack.

This book store is awesome, they don't bag their porn like other stores. Bag porn sucks.

by T.J. Dubz August 13, 2011

Bacon Boner

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.

Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.

by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011

cattle brand

Very similar to a "tramp stamp" but this is tagged on a very obease individual. It is what most farmers use to catorgize their cows from their neighbors. But simply speaking, it is a fat ass bitch with a tatoo on the back of her waist.

OMG, look at that fat bitch with the tramp stamp.

Naaa man, thats not a tramp stamp, thats a cattle brand

by T.J. Dubz April 06, 2008

hotdog water

Some know it as the juice left over after you get done boiling hot dogs, others know it as poor mans gravy, but either way, it can be a great additive to many things.

These potatoes are off the chain, how did you make them?

Just mashed up some potatoes and used hotdog water for gravy.

by T.J. Dubz February 23, 2008

No My God

To express your self in a strong, negative way of disbelief or surprise. Much like oh my god, but the negative function of it.

person 1: Did you hear that Dave is gay?

person 2: No my god! Are you serious?

by T.J. Dubz March 01, 2012