T.H.E. J's definitions

Yield

Not a stop sign, drive idiot

Yield signs aren’t real they cant hurt you

by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025

Hot Dog Roller

The act of giving an Indian Brush Burn on your partners penis.

Jim: Dude the girl you hooked me up with was crazy!

David: You liked her?

Jim: Yeah dude! She even did the old Hot Dog Roller on me, she must’ve learned it from you.

by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025

Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”

Use a mouse you asshole

Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.

by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025

Lightswitched

Doing everything and anything to give an epileptic person a severe epilepsy in retaliation for whatever they do to you.

Jennifer: So then then Thor kills Thanos and-

Trish: *Flicks light switch on and off, flashes phone camera repeatedly, and plays a high pitch tone* Eat shit and get Lightswitched, Jennifer! Thats what you get for spoiling Endgame for me!

Jennifer: *Basically braindead in an epileptic seizure*

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

RGB “000” People

The color code of RGB 000 is that of the color black; Used to describe a very black person both literally and suggestively.

Wesley: Im so sick of this town! Its fucking garbage!
Mike: Yeah, ever since the RGB “000” People moved in, it got worse and worse.
Wesley: The usual suspects, of course they did.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025