T.H.E. J's definitions

Driving Female

Driving under the influence of high estrogen, perfume, anorexia, and nagging.

Luke: Woah! I almost hit that broad! Where the fuck is she going?!
John: No wonder she’s swerving, she’s Driving Female.
Luke: Thank god Im Driving Drunk then!

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

Propane Breather

You have a fat chick eat a ton of spicy food, and when she farts she does it through a connected funnel that goes to your mouth.
You inhale it all, nuff said.

Gianna: I cant believe he let me do that to him!

Riah: Dont tell me he’s into feet or something…

Gianna: No, he’s got a fart fetish, so I turned him into my personal Propane Breather.

by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025

Lightswitched

Doing everything and anything to give an epileptic person a severe epilepsy in retaliation for whatever they do to you.

Jennifer: So then then Thor kills Thanos and-

Trish: *Flicks light switch on and off, flashes phone camera repeatedly, and plays a high pitch tone* Eat shit and get Lightswitched, Jennifer! Thats what you get for spoiling Endgame for me!

Jennifer: *Basically braindead in an epileptic seizure*

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

RGB “000” People

The color code of RGB 000 is that of the color black; Used to describe a very black person both literally and suggestively.

Wesley: Im so sick of this town! Its fucking garbage!
Mike: Yeah, ever since the RGB “000” People moved in, it got worse and worse.
Wesley: The usual suspects, of course they did.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

Hot Dog Roller

The act of giving an Indian Brush Burn on your partners penis.

Jim: Dude the girl you hooked me up with was crazy!

David: You liked her?

Jim: Yeah dude! She even did the old Hot Dog Roller on me, she must’ve learned it from you.

by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025