Definitions by T.H.E. J

Chairing

The act of sharing a single seated chair with another person by having them sit on your lap.

Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?

Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.

Chairing by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

T.H.E. 

This is an acronym that stands for:

TERRIBLE
HERPES

EXPLOSION

Used to describe an outbreak of Herpes in a specific area or group of people.

BREAKING NEWS: Officials say that McGuffin County has had a large outbreak of Herpes, we have Jack on the scene now.

Jack: Yes, it appears we have a terrible T.H.E., as the doctors put it…

T.H.E. by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025

Propane Breather 

You have a fat chick eat a ton of spicy food, and when she farts she does it through a connected funnel that goes to your mouth.
You inhale it all, nuff said.

Gianna: I cant believe he let me do that to him!

Riah: Dont tell me he’s into feet or something…

Gianna: No, he’s got a fart fetish, so I turned him into my personal Propane Breather.

Propane Breather by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025

Hot Dog Roller 

The act of giving an Indian Brush Burn on your partners penis.

Jim: Dude the girl you hooked me up with was crazy!

David: You liked her?

Jim: Yeah dude! She even did the old Hot Dog Roller on me, she must’ve learned it from you.

Hot Dog Roller by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025

Coin Clam Jam

An offbeat-taboo-sexual Jewish ritual where the man will take a handful of coins and pick one.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.

Joshua: Here, take this Quarter, I used it last night.

Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?

Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.

Coin Clam Jam by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025