43 definitions by T. J.

Wet, slimy pussy, or the cum that comes out of it. Also spelled coose.

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Clean-up, aisle three! Grab a mop for the cooze.
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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A political party, not unlike the Beer Party and very much unlike Republicans and Democrats. They wish to bludgeon to death all the idiots and French with lead pipes.

What's so wrong with that?
Happiness is finally getting the crotch-rot under control: The Scorched Earth Party
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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A term for a nasty, smelly pussy. The truth is that very few pussies smell or taste like fish despite the common parlance of the association.

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I know they're popular in SoCal, but I can't believe you ate that fish taco!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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The official political party of West Denmark, they are the only true instigators of change. All other political parties are anti-crime and pro-family. The Beer Party is pro-crime and anti-family. They also believe strongly in procrastination and oral sex.

There is current debate as to whether or not T. J. is a true member of the Beer Party.
Two words make up our name. Beer. Party. What else do you need to know?
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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Someone who enjoys anal sex, akin to a Butt Pirate or a Bum Ninja. Not always gay, though often associated with gay porn stars.
"Arr matey! Et look like 'ez a rump raider if I ever saw one!"
by T. J. May 23, 2003
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A sweet tasting source of the nectar of the gods.

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Bother, said Pooh, as he realized he no longer had a honey pot to nuzzle his face in.
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.


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No, bearded clam is not on the menu.
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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