73 definitions by T-Dog jenkins

Impossible Love

To not be unable to get to someone or thing

Impossible Love, I just can't get to you; Impossible Love, I'm so tangled up in blue.

by T-Dog jenkins January 4, 2005

That's what Rob's Mom said.

Rob's mom, who resides in Winooski, is the hottest piece o' ass in Winooski. As the butt of 'rob's mom' brand jokes, one must take a suggestive or euphemistic line in a conversation and immediately append the phrase "that's what rob's mom said" because Rob's mom totally gave it up to Malkovsky.

Sexxy Nate: "Hey Rob, did you really go to the deep south for love?"

Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."

Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."

Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."

by T-Dog jenkins March 23, 2005

Pawtucket

1) (proper noun) a rundown milltown of 75,000 in Rhode Island populated by Roughnecks and Joeys.
2) (verb) to get sent down to the minors. It refers to the Pawtucket Red Sox, the AAA affiliate of the team in Boston.

Man, If Timlin doesn't shape up, Theo's going to have to Pawtucket his ass down to, well, Pawtucket.

by T-Dog jenkins May 1, 2005

Oatmeal

Frosty's original name

Let's name the snowman Oatmeal!

by T-Dog jenkins June 13, 2004

IHOP

IHOP is America's Teahouse

IHOP is America's Teahouse.

by T-Dog jenkins December 30, 2005

Gatorade

Thirstaide, for that deep down body thirst.

I urinate in my gatorade bottles when i finish them. I help the universe.

by T-Dog jenkins February 21, 2005

Westmount

the wealthy neighborhood in Montreal populated primarily by Anglos. It is full of WASP arrogance and when the revolution comes, the Joual will wipe them all out!

Quebec would be better without all the English speakers in Westmount.

by T-Dog jenkins February 21, 2005