cabbage night

A term for the night before Halloween used in Vermont. This night is referred to as mischief night in many parts of the United States. On Cabbage Night, children who live in rural areas (i.e. the entire state) go out into the crops and collect rotten veggies. Then they go to the homes of prominent people in town: wealthy old spinsters that don't out candy, the town banker who forcloses on family farms, or the fucker that runs the general store. Don't get me started at that sum bitch. He thinks he can get a buck fifty for a fucking pepsi. All he's gonna get from me in a cabbage through the windshield of his Dodge.
by T-Dog Jenkins July 11, 2005
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Newhart

A tv show with Bob Newhart on it.
he lived in vermont with his lovers, Darrell and Darrell and Darrell. Newhart died of leg cancer.
Friend 1: Hey did you watch Newhart?

Friend 2: No, I was beating my son.
by T-Dog Jenkins May 01, 2004
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smokies

plural of smokey (a smokey being an officer of the law).
Them smokies got them ears on.
by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005
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MIT

MIT is like DeVry on stilts.
by T-Dog Jenkins January 24, 2005
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silver bullet

a suppository, specifically a glycerin suppository produced by either Fleet or Dulcolax. The silver bullet is approximately two inches long and cone shaped. The constipant should insert the silver bullet in his/her rectum with the flat side out.
Rufus: I can't poop.
Rufus' Mom: Lemme get a silver bullet.
Rufus: No silver bullet!
by T-Dog Jenkins May 17, 2007
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Methune

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.
Methune is a fucking shithole.
by T-Dog Jenkins June 13, 2004
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Bocephus

common nickname for Hank Williams Jr. Hank got the nickname from his famous father, who looked in the cradle and just called him "Bocephus." Bocephus is a common phrase airbrushed on 1984 Ford F-150s.
Bocephus is a great nickname. Sit on my face, cousin.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 11, 2005
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