T-Dog jenkins's definitions

Hash

a breakfast staple made out of the leavings from dinner. If it comes out of a can, it ain't hash.

Mom turned the leftovers into hash.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005

DOC

Department of Corrections. They are well known for running the prison system. A guy by the name of DOC also describes himself as Dr. Dre's homie.

The DOC runs the jail in which I serve.

by T-Dog Jenkins April 20, 2005

Admiral Akbar

It's a Trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a Trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

The Honeys

Women who my dad watches naked who are not my mom. Typically, they come on Cinemax after 10 PM.

Hey Dad, Are you watching the Honeys again?

by T-Dog Jenkins June 27, 2004

Bocephus

common nickname for Hank Williams Jr. Hank got the nickname from his famous father, who looked in the cradle and just called him "Bocephus." Bocephus is a common phrase airbrushed on 1984 Ford F-150s.

Bocephus is a great nickname. Sit on my face, cousin.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005

Chengdu

(v.) to be a city with ten million people that nobody's ever heard of.

Omaha: Chengdu? Where the fuck is that?
Shanghai: it is in China. It has ten million people and a metropolitan area of thirty million.
Omaha: Shit, we only got 80,000 and everybody done heard of us.
Shanghai: well, you got omaha steaks.
Omaha: oh yeah, we do.
Chorus: hahahahahaha, strokes beard.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

Methune

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.

Methune is a fucking shithole.

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004