womanipulate

When a woman plays with a mans nipples. I don't like this. I'm pretty sure it is illegal in 48 states.

I had to bitch slap my wife when she tried to womanipulate me.

by t c December 23, 2003

pee pee cheese

The nasty white goopy shit that sometimes builds up on beaver lips.

I was going down on my wife last night and I ended up eating a pee pee cheese sandwich.

by t c December 23, 2003

sneeb

A womans breast.

Wow! Look at the sneebs on her!

by t c December 22, 2003

heebie-jeebies

Sudden body convulsions caused by chills, urination or random shit.

David is a terets ridden freak of nature who gets the heebie-jeebies all the time. He looks like a convusling wilde beast.

by t c December 24, 2003

mutha feezer

Same as mother fucker, but not saying it.

Mutha feezer! I caught my finger in the door.

by t c December 22, 2003

freet

A fart that is captured in a container or an enclosed area.

I did a freet in an empty jar and mailed it to my freind. He opened the jar and smelled my ass.

by t c December 23, 2003

boobinator

A woman or statue of a woman with large, pointy jumblies.

Upon seeing an old Jane Mansfield movie, I screamed, "Now that's a boobinator".

by t c December 23, 2003