Check your oil

A prostate exam.

I went to the doctor because my nards were sore and the SOB checked my oil.

by t June 29, 2004

bopping bologna

Spanking yourself. Whacking off. Male masturbation.

When I was a teenager, I spent a lot of time bopping my bologna.

by T May 25, 2004

Float

To finish something. To get the job done. Originated from To Float a Keg witch means to finish, or empty, the keg of its contents.

1. Lets all work together and float this job so we can go home and relax.
2. I do not want to talk about it anymore. This conversation is floated.

by T October 06, 2004

Morning Missle

An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.

I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rented mule.

by t June 30, 2004

vaginal zephyr

1. A queef.
2. A beaver fart.

After I boinked my wife, she let out a huge vaginal zephyr. It smelled like fish.

by t June 29, 2004

bread

a game played by a group of males. stand in a circle with a piece of bread on the floor. each person in the circle jerks off until they cum. they shoot their cum onto the piece of bread. the last person to cum has to eat the bread.

yo guys, wanna play bread?

by t April 15, 2004

fifi

A quiet, but not silent fart.

I let fly a fifi and it smelled rank.

by t June 29, 2004