T 's definitions

couch tour

aka couch surfing, bum ride, pulling a Henry Miller, relying on the kindness of strangers. A couch tour is a method of obtaining free room and board by which a person, often referred to as a couch surfer, freeloader, or house spook, overstays his welcome at a succession of homes, often mistakenly believing that his nonexistent charm earns him this right.

Brad maintains that he was the third roommate at the green house on Clifton, but Brian and Ali say he was simply doing a couch tour.

by T March 15, 2005

Morning Missle

An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.

I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rented mule.

by t June 30, 2004

antiboner

Shrinkage of the penis.

I got out of the pool and had major antiboner.

by t July 21, 2004

MkII

generally used to describe the second generation of a vehicle

most frequently used to describe the 2nd generation of Toyota Supra

by T May 27, 2004

stray

a straight man who affiliates himself so much with the gay community it seems like genuine really WANTS to be gay, or perhaps secretly is.

My husband does theatre, belongs to GLAAD, and loves to hang out in Soho! I think he's a Stray!

by T January 18, 2005

daboogadi

Ghetto slang for "whose book is this".

Ghetto dude notices a book on a table and asks, "dabooagdi?".

by t May 26, 2004

Shooter McGaven

when a guy blows his load before a chick even touches him.

by T February 18, 2003