3 foot ladder

Someone getting on their high horse

Oh honey I only have a 3 foot ladder I can’t reach your high horse today

by T/Roy April 30, 2020

Scottjob

Severely underestimating the amount of time , money and effort to complete a job

Lost my ass on that one it was a scottjob

by T/Roy March 26, 2020

SIPDIP

Relating to coronavirus. Shelter in place drink in place

I miss u guys but until this virus passes were just gonna SIPDIP - party on amigos!

by T/Roy April 06, 2020

Commanditory

demanding more attention than mandatory

This meeting is of the highest importance; it’s commanditory

by T/Roy November 04, 2019

Taster

A fart so strong it fills the room. And ya taste it

Dammit Man That was a taster u cleared the room

by T/Roy November 26, 2019

Sleeper combo

A heavy meal

I wasn’t worth a damn after lunch, I ate the sleeper combo

by T/Roy August 20, 2019