Someone who can grow a really amazing afro that makes everyone jealous.
It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.
An intimidating plumage
It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.
An intimidating plumage
"That person is an Afro cannon"
"Can that hair get any bigger?"
"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"
"Can that hair get any bigger?"
"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"
by Swiftyoldboy June 14, 2024
A single person, with no romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of trying to quell the void within.
by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024
A single person, without any romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of attempting to quell the void within.
Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness to the world for others to see.
by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024
A single person, without any romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of trying to quell the void within.
Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness to the world.
by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024
A large, domineering, overly complicated, frightening, mechanical Monster truck, dinosuar beast, machine dragon.
"Holy Mechasaurus! Return the innocence!"
"The flames of Mechasaurus won't have us tonight if I can help it" - Captain Paint
"The flames of Mechasaurus won't have us tonight if I can help it" - Captain Paint
by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023
by Swiftyoldboy January 24, 2023