A single person, with no romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of trying to quell the void within.
by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024
Get the Bedazzled lonelinessmug. To become so slovenly and lowly, that is reduced to cuckdog status, is a miserable state of affairs.
by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023
Get the Cuckdogmug. A large, domineering, overly complicated, frightening, mechanical Monster truck, dinosuar beast, machine dragon.
"Holy Mechasaurus! Return the innocence!"
"The flames of Mechasaurus won't have us tonight if I can help it" - Captain Paint
"The flames of Mechasaurus won't have us tonight if I can help it" - Captain Paint
by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023
Get the Mechasaurusmug. A single person, without any romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of trying to quell the void within.
Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness to the world.
by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024
Get the Bedazzled lonelinessmug. Someone who is Chad, Chad-like or displaying Chad-like qualities but fails to garner the respect of Chad. Therefore denoting his status to Dog Chad. Respectfully a Chad but remains unvalidated in his belief.
Being Dog Chad is a tougher existence than Tyrone would have you believe.
Dog Chad fights over scraps that nobody wants.
Dog Chad fights over scraps that nobody wants.
by Swiftyoldboy January 31, 2023
Get the Dog Chadmug. Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.
Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt
"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer
"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching
"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug
Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.
Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.
Salt demons.
Be well everyone.
"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer
"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching
"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug
Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.
Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.
Salt demons.
Be well everyone.
by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025
Get the Salt demonsmug.