sex pistol

erect penis which is ready to fire some rounds

"hey baby get your cum dumpster over here so i can shoot it with my sex pistol"

by Swift December 13, 2003

thristy penis

a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated

Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"

skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"

Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"

by Swift December 13, 2003

muss

to be mussley

to have lots of defined mussles

"man your muss brian"

"your calfs are mega muss caleb"

"your back isnt that muss A.R"

by Swift December 14, 2003

Hippo

large dangerous animal

ill just say...watch out for the hippo if hes pissed

by Swift December 14, 2003

Ripe Nob

pumped nob, extreme erection causing tight pumped nob <it is now ripe

"whoa steve you have one of the ripest nobs ive ever seen!!"

by Swift December 13, 2003

cunt duster

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.

'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'

by Swift January 08, 2005

untame penis

a penis which is not tame it will bite and growl is known to attack small children and animals

"my untame penis bite the face off a small girl"

"im gonna have to stick a mussle on my untame penis it bite me again yesterday"

by Swift December 14, 2003