by Swift August 13, 2003
a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated
Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"
skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"
Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"
skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"
Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"
by Swift December 13, 2003
by Swift December 13, 2003
a penis which connot be bothered
*wont have sex
*cant get erect
*sighs alot
*takes up smoking
*with lazy penis you'll often get the side effect of saggy daddys
*wont have sex
*cant get erect
*sighs alot
*takes up smoking
*with lazy penis you'll often get the side effect of saggy daddys
"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have lazy penis"
"god not lazy penis again and right before a big date"
"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy penis"
"god not lazy penis again and right before a big date"
"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy penis"
by Swift December 13, 2003
by Swift August 13, 2003
"wow your socialable penis can hold a really good convosation"
"may i have another glass of wine socialable penis"
"may i have another glass of wine socialable penis"
by Swift December 13, 2003
An Asshole on the T/T forum that goes around ripping the piss out of everyone for his own sick enjoyment.
by Swift January 07, 2004