Definitions by Swift

Ripe Nob 

pumped nob, extreme erection causing tight pumped nob <it is now ripe

"whoa steve you have one of the ripest nobs ive ever seen!!"

Ripe Nob by Swift December 13, 2003

cornalious senior 

A.R's anus

"hey A.R i can see cornalious senior"

cornalious senior by Swift December 13, 2003

sex pistol 

erect penis which is ready to fire some rounds

"hey baby get your cum dumpster over here so i can shoot it with my sex pistol"

sex pistol by Swift December 13, 2003

cornalious junior 

A.R's rubbery penis

"A.R can you please put away cornalious junior already"

cornalious junior by Swift December 13, 2003

swift 

a True Hero

"you are a true hero swift!"

swift by Swift December 13, 2003

shizza 

to be the shizza

to be the shit

to be cool you are the new thing

"dude that round off flash kick was the shizza"

"you are the shizza man"

shizza by Swift December 13, 2003

soggy anus 

anus which has had many arse orgasms and become extremely tender and moist in the process

"oh god!, my anus wont stop squelching ass discharge i might go to the toilet to clean up my soggy anus"

soggy anus by Swift December 13, 2003