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bluetoothshbag

{noun} blu•TOOSHE•bag, Pronunciation: /blu-tóösche-bahg/
1. Slang. Anyone wearing a Bluetooth(R) ear-piece or ear-bud, that doesn't quite play the part of "cool." Amalgamation of "bluetooth" and "douchebag."

SweetPete mocks strangers that are bluetoothshbags, what with their ear-worn devices that are MEANT to insinuate, "I'm sooooo important lookittmeee," but such cranial adornments actually scream out, "I'm a loser yeay."

by SweetPete SweetPete May 15, 2008

Priuspism

{noun} Pronunciation: PRI•us•pis•m //PREE-uss-pîz-imm//
Commercial Term, Disorder, or Health/Mental Condition. (1) State of human male over-joy at ownership of a Prius vehicle, expressed as a -- perhaps phantom or assumed -- prolonged erection lasting over 4 hours. (2) Clever amalgamation of "Prius" brand and "Priapism" stubborn penile hardening condition.

SweetPete's envirofascistic buddy Dan raves about owning his new Prius SO OFTEN, that one would assume he has a permanent Priuspism in his REI convertible hiking pants / zip-off shorts!

by SweetPete SweetPete June 13, 2008

chwhoreleader

An indiscriminant, slutty, poor, dirty girl who is usually self-centered and typically a flunker. She is school-aged and ranges from teenager to mid20s. She uses her cheer status to sleep around and mix it up every few days.

Mary like serially dates athletes at my school, one a week, she's such a chwhoreleader.

by SweetPete SweetPete June 4, 2007

DBIBA

Acronym/Witticism: "Don't Be Intimidated By Acronyms (DBIBA)!"

At a recent software Dev Ops convention, the speaker reassured the crowd part way through, "don't be intimidated by acronyms... DBIBA, duh-bee-buhh right?"

by SweetPete SweetPete December 11, 2018

puspiration

{noun} Pronunciation: \\PEUSS•pih•RAY•shin\\ (1) vaginal moisture, (2) clever amalgamation of the words "pussy" and "perspiration," or sweat, (3) is it hot in here or is it your MOM??

"This muggy jungle weather! My panties are simply DRIPPING WET with puspiration," proclaimed a sweating Sweetpetia.

by SweetPete SweetPete June 25, 2008

FUPA

((See also: Gunt.))

Her unitard revealed a belly bump below her gut and above her cunt, squarely in the Fat Upper Pussy Area (FUPA) or Gunt area.

by SweetPete SweetPete December 13, 2024

Kegels

Puss ups

After her first baby, Tammy did kegels to tighten up her vagina.

by SweetPete SweetPete February 6, 2018