Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Swedish Jesus

Ballistic

To be drunk out of your mind, being so drunk you don't even know that you're drunk and making an ass out of yourself, raging on your friends, picking fights and being a total jackass.

"I drank a bottle of tequila last night, became ballistic and punched my best friend. Not my proudest moment..."

- I heard Steve went ballistic last night?
- Yeah, that crazy moron drank a keg and was completely out of control.

by Swedish Jesus October 24, 2012

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Skillfuck

It's a D&D term where you tweak a skill of your character to the point of detriments in another skills, and the Dungeon Master specifically tailors the campaign to take advantage of that detriment, fully negating any point of pimping out the skill you were focused on. Thus, your character is skillfucked.

(Definition courtesy of MattK via www.ToplessRobot.com)

I'm sorry Brian, I guess you shouldn't have poured all your skill points in to bargain, since there are no merchants in this campaign. You my friend have been officially skillfucked.

by Swedish Jesus January 26, 2010

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Rusty Venture

When you put up your entire fist in your male lover's ass to give him a prostate massage while putting his dick in your mouth at the same time

I gave Juan a rusty venture last night, his orgasm was out of this world as it exploded in my mouth

by Swedish Jesus November 28, 2010

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French Baton

When you grab your semi-erect penis and slap someone across the face with it as hard as you can, usually during fellatio.

I totally gave this girl who was giving me head last night a French Baton

by Swedish Jesus May 23, 2010

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Knatch

A knatch is a small piece of hashish or marijuana.

It's commonly used in Sweden and is derived of the word knerts, which means small piece (of anything).

"Dude, could you spare me a knatch?"

by Swedish Jesus July 4, 2009

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