Definitions by Suzgirl

'Ell of a Year 

'Ell of a Year, is a long rough year spent with restrictions, rules applied and rules broken. It's a year of horrible struggles with some hope of it to end with a better year to begin.

In his thick cockney British accent he said, "2021 was a 'Ell of a Year! You couldn't do this or that, an be careful of all that crap. It's a rough about time, me lad, so drink it up an piss it out! "

'Ell of a Year by suzgirl December 11, 2021

Friendcierge 

A Friendcierge is that great friend who will advise you on everything. Where to go, what to do, what to buy, what's hot and not, what's cool and not so cool. They wil gladly provide solid advice on just about everything and you value their opinion. A great friend with great advice.

So i called my Friendcierge and she advised me to buy expensive designer shoes, which I couldn't afford. Years later, I'm still wearing and loving them. They were worth every penny! Great Advice from a Great Friend.

Friendcierge by suzgirl October 30, 2021

Momjunk 

Momjunk are all the little things Moms need to feel and know to be content and loved.

Mom asked me to call her as soon as my plane landed, that's her Momjunk. As soon as I got my grade, I had to tell my Mom to fill her Momjunk. Right after the team try-outs, I called Mom to let her know how it went, yup, more Momjunk.

Momjunk by suzgirl September 12, 2021

Momminder 

It's all the annoying reminders great Moms give their kids.

I was packing to leave on a trip when my Mom came in my room with Momminders to pack my passport, take snacks and pack extra underwear. Then she suggested another Momminder when she told me to lock and tag my luggage. Then another Momminder when she suggested I pack purell and extra kleenex. I got it!

Momminder by suzgirl September 12, 2021

Texassbackwards 

This is an Ass Backwards place where newly created laws are from more than a half century ago. In this place, some people are living more than a half century behind in time.

In the year 2021, in Texassbackwards it's illegal to get an abortion after 6 weeks of pregnancy. This place is so Ass Backwards in our current time, as women in every other first world nation democracy have the right to choose everything for their own bodies. Texassbackwards is a place where living laws are more than a half century behind in time! Perhaps they don't know it's 2021?

Texassbackwards by suzgirl September 12, 2021

WTFFRS

What The Fuck For Real Shit. When you just can't believe that real fuckin shit is happening in the present reality. It's insane that this horrible fuckin shit is happening and its totally for real. We are living it in real time.

WTFFRS are you talking about? I'm telling you, we must be in a movie, this fuckin horrible shit just doesn't happen in real life, but the fuck it is!

WTFFRS by suzgirl September 12, 2021

Wondoroffice 

Your private little office space where you are at peace to wonder.

She entered her Wondoroffice, closed the door and immediately felt peace restored into her body. It was in her Wondoroffice she was able to breathe, create, compose, and recapture.

Wondoroffice by suzgirl September 12, 2021