Definitions by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson

toilet suicide 

In the washroom; An explosive wet fart, followed by a painful moan. Offen associated with relieving oneself.

"I know John had a curry last night, but that sounded like toilet suicide!"

toilet suicide by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

chip shovels 

The hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.

"Rosie belted Len to the floor with her chip shovels."

chip shovels by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

pavement oyster 

When one caughs up chest phlegm and deposits it on the ground, by way of spitting.

"Mind your step, there's a pavement oyster!"

pavement oyster by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006