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Definitions by Sussex Squad Squaddie

Raspberry Spread 

The pretentious name Meghan Markle is calling her scam Jam.
Meghan Markle's As Ever $25 Raspberry Spread is really $3.99 Smuckers jam.

Raspberry Spread 

It is Meghan Markle's pretentious name for the raspberry flavor in her scam jam product line.
Beware of Meghan Markle's Raspberry Spread as it is not sourced locally and likely could be coming from China.

Hollywood Parasite 

D-Celebrity, who failed at being a part of the Royal family, enjoys grifting off of vulnerable people but offer nothing back to society. Anything they touch, turns to shit.

Harkle Fatigue 

When the daily propaganda by Meghan Markle and Prince Harry shoved down the public's throats, starts to impact one's mental & physical health. Symptoms include, nausea, exhaustion, anxiety, blood pressure increase, and depression when seeing or hearing the lies and misinformation spread by the Harkles PR machine.
Queen Elizabeth's death was accelerated by having a bad case of Harkle Fatigue.

VoetsekMeghan 

Afrikaan way of telling Meghan Markle to “Piss Off!”
#VoetsekMeghan is the movement that started when Meghan Markle insulted the good people of South Africa on Spotify.

Princess Maggot 

The title Meghan Markle will be given by Americans when the Queen strips her title.
Princess Maggot wants to be the American version of Royalty.

Princess Maggot 

The title to be bestowed once the Duchess of Sussex title is removed by the Queen.
Princess Maggot is the formerly known Meghan, The Duchess of Sussex.