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The practise of freezing a length of faeces with a view to using it as a masturbatory tool.
Mike: What did you do over the weekend, Pete?

Pete: Froze some sh*t and used it to pleasure Patricia.

Mike: Ah, the old snowman's finger, eh.
by Susieq July 29, 2008
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Faeces.

Can be used as a noun e.g. 'a large bice' or a verb 'I'm going to bice'.

It originates from the Swedish word 'bajs' which means faeces.
"I really need to drop a bice after that kebab I ate last night."

"Where are you going, Pete?"
"To bice."
by Susieq May 21, 2008
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A tile is a slang variant of idiot, fool, ignoramus, clown. Commonly used as a noun i.e. "He's such a tile." Less commonly as a verb: "Stop tiling around!" and even more infrequently as an adjective, as in "He does the most tiley things."
by Susieq June 3, 2005
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