Superman's definitions

skater

1. a stupid poser who wears super baggy pants, hoodies, and carries his skateboard around school all day and smokes pot all day long. usually cant ride on their board for more than 3.235123 seconds before slipping off. only trick they have heard of is the "kickflip" which they cannot do and dont even try. skate just for the image of being cool and popular.

2. the real definition- someone who loves to skateboard. not to be confused with a sk8er (see the above definition). real skaters are very talented people who do it for the love of it and not the image. if you become good enough, you can get sponsored and eventually turn pro. skating can change your life.

lets go skating.
skateboarding is cool.
fuck you, skateboarding rocks!

by superman February 15, 2004

TOPGA

the area where your balls gets stuck to your upper leg.

"My topga itches!"

by superman May 23, 2004

Music

Sounds organized within time; tells a story

1) "I like to listen to music while masturbating!"
2) "We made great music last night!"

by Superman April 10, 2003

Claw Shrimp

Big claws on them. Live real deep. Big as a man.

This injury is very reminiscent of a Claw Shrimp attack.

by superman December 11, 2003

chungle

hair that grows in spiral; curl normally found on the back of the neck, though possible any where hair is

betty thought the chungle twister on steve's neck was gross and discusting

by superman January 9, 2005

petifile

lonely guy that is misunderstood by adults, one who needs companionship with others under 18 years of age who understand him.

Rob Reiner

by Superman November 28, 2003