Wife:"honey , what the hell is that on the the garage? Husband:" looks like we got ourselves another spook on the roof, better call the police again"
by Super jo jo and friends July 19, 2016
When your are banging your girlfriend from behind and reach around and stick chopsticks in her nostrils .. At the same time you pull out and stick your cock in her ass causing her to throw her head back and snarl much like an angry walrus would
by Super jo jo and friends June 14, 2016
When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo
Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again
by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016
After consuming 10-15 beers you hang yourself naked upside down from the ceiling fan .. You then pee continuously till you become dizzy and fall to the floor ....a somewhat high risk maneuver so some form of head protection is usually advised when performing this act
PHIL: "hey Larry do you and Cindy want to come over for dinner tonight?"..... LARRY:" probably not she's not talking to me since I pissed all over her couches and fell through her glass coffee table doing the polish helicopter last night
by Super jo jo and friends July 13, 2016
by Super jo jo and friends June 29, 2016
"Hey tom look at that fucking gay nigga over there breakdancing and playing basketball at the same time !!
by Super jo jo and friends November 14, 2016
This occurs when a black man is enjoying a nice hot bath while his wife is getting ready for work and she accidentally drops her hair dryer in the tub
Tyrone :"hey Eddie! Did you hear what happened to marcel?" Eddie :"yeah man.. I'm gonna miss that electric spook
by Super jo jo and friends July 20, 2016