Super jo jo and friends 's definitions

Stupid fucking east Indian

this is an east Indian who is fucking stupid… they can be found in the monkey cage at your local zoo sitting under a tree in the shade eating bananas.....there have also been numerous unconfirmed sightings of them building houses in Canada

"hey Larry less smoke a couple of joints and go to the zoo and feed the stupid fucking East Indians"

by Super jo jo and friends July 11, 2016

Get a fucking job

This is what you say to a thirty year old running around aimlessly in your neighbourhood at 4 o'clock in the morning looking for pikachu

DAVE: " hey tom who's that clown running around on your front lawn in the rain with his I phone?" TOM: "who knows , that dude should get a fucking job "

by Super jo jo and friends July 15, 2016

Seal clubbing

The act of heading to the club with the sole purpose of getting a fat chick drunk and then taking her home and banging the shit out of her

RANDY: "hey bill, What are you doing tonight ?" BILL: "me and the guys from work are heading out to do some seal clubbing tonight "

by Super jo jo and friends July 13, 2016

Spook on the roof

This is what you call a black person who snorts so much cocaine he decides to climb onto his roof

Wife:"honey , what the hell is that on the the garage? Husband:" looks like we got ourselves another spook on the roof, better call the police again"

by Super jo jo and friends July 19, 2016

Happy kangaroo

When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo

Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again

by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016

Kung fu panda

When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves

Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda

by Super jo jo and friends June 28, 2016

Sausage punch

This is when you apply to much lube when masturbating resulting in loosing grip of your cock and having your fist close up and fly into your face unexpectedly

Bill: "hey tom what happened to your nose?" Tom: "I was rubbing one out in front of the computer last night and gave myself such a hard sausage punch I think I broke my fucking nose !!"

by Super jo jo and friends June 6, 2016