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libertarian

Libertarians are a bunch of failed Reagan-era Republicans and Conservatives who despise the poor and working classes while constantly praising the ground that the so-called "free market" walks on.

At their best, they're conservatives, at their worst, they're anarcho-capitalists who want to see the poor suffer and eventually die off.

Libertarians constantly praise the free market and seem to believe that companies are somehow incapable of any form of wrongdoing and that everybody should go to them for help.

They want to privatize everything from law enforcement (mercenary police) to even national defense (private armies). They also want to dispose of any and all forms of social welfare, an action that will kill many people, make many more homeless, and leave countless without any form of health insurance.

They want to see society return to its original tribalist form, where no civilization existed and there were no forms of organization, basically turning back the clock on human social progression.
by Super Thicc February 11, 2017
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Fox News

The propaganda mouthpiece of the Republican party. Oftentimes used to broadcast anti-Democrat, anti-LGBT, and anti-Progressive bullshit to the extremely stupid and gullible right-wing flag-waving, gun totting, bible thumping, black hating republican white trash who immediately scream "socialism!" whenever the government tries to do something that actually benefits the American people.
Fox News? More like Faux News!

FOX = For Ornery Xenophobes
by Super Thicc April 24, 2016
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Homocracy

A peaceful and democratic government ruled by LGBTQ atheist leftists.

In a Homocracy, all people are treated freely and equally under the law, unlike its retarded cousin: theocracy.
Homocracy, it's like Democracy, but better (and gayer)
by Super Thicc April 19, 2019
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Creationism

The bullshit idea that every living thing on Earth was suddenly created by some invisible man child in about one week.

People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.
Ken Ham believes in Creationism and the story of Noah's Ark.
by Super Thicc June 14, 2017
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Tankie

Apologists for some of humanity's most brutal regimes, including (but not limited to) the Soviet Union, China, and North Korea.

Most Tankies are hardcore Stalinists who want a totalitarian Stalinist regime established in their home country.

Tankies claim be to be left-wing politically and are (rightfully) shunned by other left-wing groups (Progressives, Socialists, Social Democrats, Anarchists, etc) due to their love of dictators.
That guy's a Tankie. He wants to replace the government with a Stalinist dictatorship and build gulags.
by Super Thicc August 29, 2020
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USA

A country that constantly refers to itself as "the best" while 45,000 of its citizens will die annually from lack of proper healthcare, thousands of its citizens die at the hands of its law enforcement, millions of its children go to school hungry and go to bed hungry, twenty of its veterans commit suicide daily, and millions of its citizens are forced to sleep under bridges and on park benches nightly.

The U.S. has a lot of problems that it MUST address if it wishes to remain an influential superpower after the 21st century.
The USA is a wonderful country with loving people, but it has a lot of problems that cause unnecessary suffering.
by Super Thicc February 19, 2017
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Darude - Sandstorm

The name of every song in existence.
YouTube Commenter: What's the name of the song at 0:21?
Replier: Darude - Sandstorm
by Super Thicc September 7, 2014
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